What the hell is a disco stick

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

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