I have to let it out from me. Some of you may be familiar with Bushism. It is neologism used to describe linguistic errors of George W. Bush. People think that Bush makes so many linguistic errors because of poor fluency and lack of understanding of the English language. Well it is not true my fellow critics. It is actually much much easier, you just need to know where to look.
From washingtonpost.com:
On July 28, 1986, George W. Bush woke up with a hangover. It had been a loud, liquid night at the venerable Broadmoor Hotel in Colorado Springs as he and friends from Texas celebrated their collective 40th birthdays. Now, as he embarked on his ritual morning run through a spectacular Rockies landscape, Bush felt lousy.
Doesn’t that explain like everything? Even all the errors he has made that are not related to English? I personally like the little idea that Laura helped him to stop drinking, ummm yeah…. it is a true fairy tale type of story and how can a person who couldn’t stop drinking when he was a oil company leader be a top notch president? I mean they are definitely leaving something out here.
It is common for people who have had drinking problem before to break under stress and start drinking again. This only proves that Bush has gone insane from all the stress and drinking and he is a loony. We just need to give him more time for this loony “state” to mature so that he could provide real quality entertainment to us. But great lie George, I almost believed that. Greet Condi Rice if you are still having mad parties with her like you used to!
But right now enjoy this hot poem called “Make the Pie Higher,” that is composed entirely of Bushisms.
Make the Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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