Yup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like CNN.com article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

Just found this photoset of a mourning Tila Tequila. Who doesn’t know who she is or what’s up with that slut then this chicks lesbian lover was found dead recently and it is apparently big news and everything. Turns out that these two lesbians were going to marry to draw more attention to themselves but obviously now they can’t do that.

So instead of that Tila Tequila is going to show us her enormous boobs while she is mourning really.. REALLY hard over the loss of her partner. I’m surprised she didn’t get her blouse wet or something for this sad occasion, would have suited for that extremely sad photo shoot.

What is it with celebrities and death recently.. is it like some new trend to get attention, like releasing “leaked” sex tapes to the internet? I don’t get this crap at all..

Link to photo set and awesome comments

Tila Tequila mourning really hard(and showing boobies)

This guy probably thought he is super gangster or something but unfortunately for him his reign of terror ends pretty soon. Would have been fun to see him fighting with that guy in the train though but of well.

This guy is most likely from some area in Brazil and as you may know already people from poor areas usually have no TV, no computer games and no bowling clubs. So they often become awesome with these few things they have been given by mighty god. This is why there are so many amazing sportsmen from such countries for example.

Our world thrives on stories of poor people working themselves to the top, becoming rich or famous or both. On that note I think that this guy truly might have a chance to become international superstar. This performance is just amazing and all that stuff he says in the beginning is basically him saying how awesome he is when it comes to performing motorcycle stunts.. and he is right!!!

This is a compilation video featuring lot of clips from Russia and it shows how some things are totally awesome in there! If you like drinking then you will definitely appreciate lot of the stuff you are going to see. Just don’t try this at home or in your home country because Russians are used to seeing this stuff but you might actually get shot!

So you think you are badass in the game of bowling? Well think again, this super woman will get attention away from your amazing game because her skills are nothing you have ever seen! Pay special attention to her wrist and how gently she releases the ball, you might want to watch it couple of times to understand how this throw is done.

Sounds like a porn movie title but it isn’t. It belongs to a category of amateur videos where teenagers do stupid stuff like light up their nose hair with a lighter or smell rubber glue to see rainbows. It involves a school bus and it seems they do this quite often when they are heading to the “oh so boring” school.

Doing that on the way to the school lets them fly up in the air and experience what they wouldn’t experience with drinking beer for example. It is one of those one hit = super experience but just for few seconds kind of drugs. Lets just hope that their teachers won’t find out about this! ;)

Another accident video I found from the world wide web. I really feel for this guy, I really do. I hope that at least he didn’t injure himself or something.

Watch bicycle accident video by clicking here

Would like to know what newspapers wrote about this poor guy

These guys are just nuts. Be sure to watch it all for a great finale. This is from Balls of Steel, tv series that have some awsome scenes in it.

Watch video of the office accidents

As promised, photobombing series part 2 :)

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The goal of photobombing is to mess up other people’s photos

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…and post about this to a public forum

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