Yup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like CNN.com article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

Just found this photoset of a mourning Tila Tequila. Who doesn’t know who she is or what’s up with that slut then this chicks lesbian lover was found dead recently and it is apparently big news and everything. Turns out that these two lesbians were going to marry to draw more attention to themselves but obviously now they can’t do that.

So instead of that Tila Tequila is going to show us her enormous boobs while she is mourning really.. REALLY hard over the loss of her partner. I’m surprised she didn’t get her blouse wet or something for this sad occasion, would have suited for that extremely sad photo shoot.

What is it with celebrities and death recently.. is it like some new trend to get attention, like releasing “leaked” sex tapes to the internet? I don’t get this crap at all..

Link to photo set and awesome comments

Tila Tequila mourning really hard(and showing boobies)

I actually wanted to name this article “Marge Simpson is attention whore” but then I decided not to do that because it might become a routine on my awesome site.

Apparently this issue will be released October 16 and EVERYONE wants to get their hands on this one. I never thought Simpsons are so popular among older people, unless of course people who want this edition are actually curious youngsters.

Either way it is kind a nothing special because everyone already knows Marge Simpsons sexual capabilities. Seriously, some of the nastiest cartoon porn has been made with The Simpsons family, just open up your browser, type in simpsons porn and check out image results to see what I mean.

Although most of it is extremely nasty and totally over the limits I have to admit that it is kind a badly drawn. Marge Simpsons naked photos are still nothing though compared to the stuff floating around the internet. But perhaps Marge Simpson in The Hustler magazine would be news worthy indeed. Looking forward to it!

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