It seems North Korea is preparing for war. First they managed to build a missile that could possibly reach Alaska, that state that brings us Sarah Palin and polar bears, now they have learned to use a computer too! This is very serious threat to South Korean Starcraft players but somehow I have a feeling that by the time their Starcraft players are as good as South Korean ones we are living in some other galaxy already where communism doesn’t exist.

On a more serious note though – since this cyber attack took place on 4th July and North Korea also fired out seven missiles on that day it very much seems like another signal to US. Could it be that very soon we’ll see another war started by US to take down the government in Pyongyang in very similar fashion like they did in  the Iraq. After all this is very similar to Iraq – nuclear weapons, evil government who doesn’t like the western pigs, attempts to piss off western world so that they would start a war although North Korea is really in no position to gain from it in any way.

Sounds very much like a conspiracy by the CIA perhaps to really get the things going and remove the last standing communist country from this world. Although they don’t seem to have oil I’m pretty sure that Coca Cola and McDonalds are already using Google Maps to check out where to buy land for their stores and factories. The position of North Korea couldn’t be better, by the sea and somehwat close US. Also from all that has leaked from North Korea you can pretty safely say that you won’t see such high demand for well.. EVERYTHING in any other country on this planet when their government should be replaced.

So if Kim Yong Il is doing all this to gain some sort of attention from from US so that Obama would send this guy more booze and waffles then he has something to worry about. It might be nice to be a king Kim Yong Il, but if you are reading this with your 20 years old laptop then pay attention! Very soon there might be another missile that you didn’t even launch and it might upset general public of the free world enough so that they allow their governments to start a war and invade your communist country with weapons you are not able to even dream about.

Lately North-Korea has started to stir up some shit again. It is because they have ran out of the Red Cross aid food etc, and are in desperate need for some more rice. The fact is that the entire North-Korean army is kept upon the foreign aid packages that are meant for the countries starving children. These missile launches and nuclear tests and so on are nothing more than a desperate cry for attention.

The current hot affairs in NK:

North Korea missile launch

Tensions Rise over North Korea

The tactic of  “lets build some bombs and wave sticks in the air” has worked for North Korea in the past. After testing some nukes an enriching plutonium they got the attention of Bill Clinton. But they dismantled their nuclear reactors right after Americas foreign minister at the time, Madeleine Albright, paid them a visit and offered aid. Bill Clinton who was president at the time took the North Korean threat really seriously and made an effort to mend things in the region. But then came George W. Bush with his “Axis of Evil” bullshit and fucked things up as usual. Clinton and Albright made an agreement with NK that if they dismantle their reactors they will provide some other kind of alternative electicity plant. But Bush farted on the contracts of the earlier administration and basically announced that NK is evil and they should succumb to justice and wear cowboy hats or some shit. So it came to be that NK was left without power and is so until this day. No wonder they are mad ? One thing is the war effort and Kim Jong Ils private pools which are left without heating but the real issue is that the innocent people of NK are dying because of this energy shortage.

Something should be done about North Korea. Because while they are testing their puny missiles and trying to get Obama to notice them, real people are starving to death by the thousands. It’s also insane how much there is to rant about North Korea. Did you know that people are dying of starvation there because the goverent is growing opium instead of wheat ? That Kim Jong Il has kidnapped a famous Japanese actress and her husband who was a director to make movies in NK ? That Kim Jong Il owns the countries only waterslide ? Argh the list of mysterious shit goes on and on ..

It is also sad how most of the people in the free world don’t really understand the situation that North-Korea is in. Basically North-Korean elite, which is political and military leaders and officials live in Pyongyang – the capital. They are the selected few who have like bandages available and some food. They are also the people who prance around in front of foreign cameras talking absolute brainwashed propaganda bullshit.  But everyone else outside Pyongyang, in North-Korean countryside is well .. fucked. The main population of North-Korea, which is farmers and such, don’t have doctors, medicine, food or even farms. Only concentration camps. It is the most inhumane place on earth, literally. If you have some time then please educate yourself on the topic.

Here are some good documentaries (these are from the human rights side, there are many other documentaries that are about the economic, historical or political situation North Korea is in, search Google Videos):

Famine – North Korea (A documentary about a foreign aid worker who visits NK to decide wether or not the UN can give them more aid. Really interesting because it shows NK outside their set-up tourist courses.)

The Vice guide to North Korea (Couple of Vice Magazine reporters get into North Korea)

Undercover in the Secret State (A good documentary that is pretty up to date and shows the situation in North Korea as it is today)

Children of the Secret State (Another good film about the terrible situation the North Korean people are in)

Welcome to North Korea (A documentary that will show you the horrors of what goes on in the “Democratic People’s Republic” of Korea.)

Google TechTalks – Liberty in North Korea (A filmed presentation by the LINK, Liberty in North Korea, representative. Talks about the work LINK is doing and presents some good cold facts about the human rights situation in NK)

The real Dr.Evil – Kim Jong Il II of North Korea (Film about Kim Jong Il)