Most of the people don’t like cops at all for some reason. So I figured I should try to make cops more “acceptable” to society using visual aids. Here are some photos for you featuring cops going on with their daily duties.

You may have already seen one of these since they are really really popular. I wanted to add just the spider drawing guys creation but then I also found this really old one(1995) with a traveler and hotel maids. These days every other humor web site is about fake & funny email conversations but I find these specially memorable. If you are interested about more then these three though then you might want to check out emails from an asshole compilation I posted in here while ago.

Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.

Thank you,
S. Berman

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.
Regards, David.

There are lots of awesome animated GIFs available thanks to internet and you have probably seen quite many already. At least this is the case with me. Although I sometimes see some pretty awesome ones they are usually not very good when taken out of context.

This one is something you could actually call a short video actually even though it is brought to you as GIF and some people like to use it as an avatar photo apparently. I’m not a sadist enough though and because of that I’m not going to add this awesome animated GIF thing directly to this web site. Although it seems like a innocent animated photo it turns out that it is so big that it could make this site load like crap. So you have to click the link below, go ahead and do it.. it is really not that fucking hard!

Oh and please don’t set it as an avatar image on your favorite forums.. please!!

This is a small sketch with two Estonian actors who have got quite popular lately with all kinds of shows and theatrical performances. There are lot of great videos with these actors I could share but unfortunately this is only one with subtitles and I’m not even sure if it is possible to translate others like that.

Anyway big thanks to whoever made subtitles for this video. I have always thought that local artistic production like that should be translated and distributed internationally, specially now when cost of doing this is basically non existent thanks to the internet revolution. All the countries should do this!

I know we have lot of Michael Jackson fans reading this web site so I decided to give them a small treat. I hope you enjoy this fanboys, even though you don’t even know how to turn off capslock. This video is featuring two fans of this world famous pedo performing Thriller in the car wash. They seem to be pretty good at it, don’t you think?

This video video was made by Remi Gaillard and his crew. This guy is some sort of Youtube superstar. He has made tons of prank videos, some of them extremely good some of them not so good. Apparently he was a shoe salesman and he got fired so he decided to start terrorizing the France.

Anyway I think this video is one of his best ones. You might also want to check out The Snail from Youtube and even all the others but I think the Kangaroo is really his best one. Lot of people also like his Mario kart video but I think it is little bit silly.

If you like long rants about political figures then you can check out why Barack Obama sucks from Allsucks.com. I certainly don’t like rants about political figures and specially long ones. I enjoyed the photos that come with the article though!

Click to read why Obama sucks double dick right now

World famous video by The Onion, I’m sure you have already seen it but you might want to watch it again because it is that awesome! Who knows you might even want to buy this shit.

You might enjoy seesaw but you definitely don’t know how much fun you can really have with it. These Russian guys seem to know though and this is exactly why they are not letting that little girl on it. They want to have all the fun and they will have all the fun on that frigging retarded seesaw!

This guy probably thought he is super gangster or something but unfortunately for him his reign of terror ends pretty soon. Would have been fun to see him fighting with that guy in the train though but of well.

Think about buying a Lexus? Well think again because you might end up like this guy who managed to totally piss of police with such irresponsible act.

This guy robbed a bank and did this by giving a woman in the bank a note where he had written some sort of instructions. From the look of it the guy tried to make sure that he doesn’t go into prison if he gets caught, could be that he didn’t even have a gun.

Anyway this guy must have felt pretty damn good when he managed to destroy that robbery note, only evidence of this robbery, right under the noses of the police officers who captured him.

This guy is most likely from some area in Brazil and as you may know already people from poor areas usually have no TV, no computer games and no bowling clubs. So they often become awesome with these few things they have been given by mighty god. This is why there are so many amazing sportsmen from such countries for example.

Our world thrives on stories of poor people working themselves to the top, becoming rich or famous or both. On that note I think that this guy truly might have a chance to become international superstar. This performance is just amazing and all that stuff he says in the beginning is basically him saying how awesome he is when it comes to performing motorcycle stunts.. and he is right!!!

1. Tiger’s new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

2. Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5.”

3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

If you have been paying attention and know how Obama is fucking everybody in the ass and stupid people are actually saying that they want even more then you might like this photo:

George Bush loves us all

This is a compilation video featuring lot of clips from Russia and it shows how some things are totally awesome in there! If you like drinking then you will definitely appreciate lot of the stuff you are going to see. Just don’t try this at home or in your home country because Russians are used to seeing this stuff but you might actually get shot!

Yup it is another video from our “How to” series and like it has been with all the previous videos you are definitely going to be also surprised by this performer. He is a master when it comes to opening a bottle of wine and this time I can assure you that there is actually something to learn.

I’m pretty sure this guy has to be engineer of some kind because to to get these boxes down from the shelves so quickly like he did doesn’t just require experience but some heavy duty knowledge. See for yourself what I mean by that, this guy is FUCKING BRILLIANT and you have a lot to learn from him if you want to become a forklift driver and want to finish up quickly every day to go grab a beer or something.

So…. anyone got her licence plate? Did you see what I did in here ? ;)

Shame they didn’t capture the smashed car owners face on the camera.. or even better, interview him! Anyway this video is from our new “How to do things” series which should go on for at least some weeks. So now you know how to do park ‘n’ run, stay tuned for our next educational video.

Here is some light entertainment for your weekend. Watch and listen to this awesome music video and who knows maybe it even makes you buy the Slap Chop thing. I bet this tune will haunt you whole weekend!

DJ Steve Porter(featuring Vince Offer) – Slap Chop Rap

Yeaaaa that’s what I’m talking about!!

Since this article is going to have some substance you might find it really boring so I have added some of the best “Late Show” videos between the paragraphs if you’d like to skip the article and just enjoy light entertainment. I know that this is something I would like to do ;)

This latest scandal seems like a big fucking present to Letterman and the CBS network unless of course they actually planned part or all of this “scandal” to get better ratings for their network. I don’t say this because I hate this guy, he is a great guy and he has a good show but he is also a good businessman.

Recession hasn’t left anybody untouched and some CBS producer blackmailing Letterman $2 million is really equivalent to banks asking bailout from government(which actually means tax payers) because they have made bad business decisions in the past. In both of these cases we are dealing with subjects having not prepared for current situation but being able to think of new ways to make money again.

Did I say David Letterman is smart already? Yeah well like I said everyone is suffering and this “scandal” is like a boat of gold for Letterman because people are really curious about celebrities sex life as we have found out in the last few years. Obviously it would be in Letterman’s best interest to amplify this media buzz and because of this it it not surprising at all that he is joking about it on the air.

This incident is just missing one more thing and it would be perfect – David Letterman’s sex tape If you have it then I’m going to give you ten points if you send it over! I’m sure we are going to hear lot of “interesting” things related to Letterman in upcoming days. Stay tuned because you really don’t want to miss anything related to this extremely “exciting” event.

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

Sounds like a porn movie title but it isn’t. It belongs to a category of amateur videos where teenagers do stupid stuff like light up their nose hair with a lighter or smell rubber glue to see rainbows. It involves a school bus and it seems they do this quite often when they are heading to the “oh so boring” school.

Doing that on the way to the school lets them fly up in the air and experience what they wouldn’t experience with drinking beer for example. It is one of those one hit = super experience but just for few seconds kind of drugs. Lets just hope that their teachers won’t find out about this! ;)

A lone French soldier invades Normandy 60 years after his buddies. He must have gotten lost. This video was funny as hell, I hope that the new Sasha Baron Cohen movie, Brüno, will be more like this. But it’s probably gonna suck … everyone who has seen the real Bruno back from the Ali G show would agree.

Here is the French soldier video:

French soldier

And as a bonus, an old Bruno scene, back when Bruno was keeping it real:

Bruno at Evil Fest

This video made me smile. Listen to the lady going “OH NO!” while the rocket is falling. The 4th of July celebrations are super great. Thousands of drunk people blowing up things, screaming and drinking in the dead of the night. Super. I would have liked to be there with those people seeing this Lord of the Rings fireworks moment.

firework blows in crowd