Actually what I love about Mouse Mouse is the comments below this article. Awww poor mouse. Hopefully people don’t go building these things though and cause another black plague. Shame that he didn’t make the mouse ears clickable buttons though.

Yup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like CNN.com article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

Just found this photoset of a mourning Tila Tequila. Who doesn’t know who she is or what’s up with that slut then this chicks lesbian lover was found dead recently and it is apparently big news and everything. Turns out that these two lesbians were going to marry to draw more attention to themselves but obviously now they can’t do that.

So instead of that Tila Tequila is going to show us her enormous boobs while she is mourning really.. REALLY hard over the loss of her partner. I’m surprised she didn’t get her blouse wet or something for this sad occasion, would have suited for that extremely sad photo shoot.

What is it with celebrities and death recently.. is it like some new trend to get attention, like releasing “leaked” sex tapes to the internet? I don’t get this crap at all..

Link to photo set and awesome comments

Tila Tequila mourning really hard(and showing boobies)

It seems the last 2 photos I posted in here were fake according to various “trusted sources”. Apparently the guy on the photo wasn’t Michael Jackson, who would have thought! This doesn’t mean that these photos don’t exist though, certain person who wants to stay anonymous leaked me this autopsy photo.

Real Michael Jackson autopsy photo

This is real Michael Jackson autopsy photo and there aren’t any other available! If somebody presents some other photos to you though that they have acquired somewhere then you can be sure that these are simply not real!

As you can see from this photo Michael Jackson had a very nice six pack so people who claimed that he was weak and looked like skeleton were just ignorant.

This is what people were searching yesterday all day long. Makes you really wonder doesn’t it? Well in case you were one of those people who was really looking for some Michael Jackson autopsy photos from here though then here you go, totally exclusive photos you can’t get from anywhere else!

Michael Jackson autopsy photo 1

After draining his stomach from Demerol and other pills:

Michael Jackson autopsy photo 2

This popular Michael Jackson photo will be presented as a classic in the internet future

Since there is lot of useless crap posted on that site I figured to pick some of the best ones out from Dead Michael Jackson Jokes. If you liked his music or don’t think he was a child molester although he settled out of court with many parents for some strange reason, then you might want to skip this post. You have that power and you don’t have to read these.

Before michael jackson died, he pulled a nurse to the side and whispered one last thing in her ear ‘put me in the childrens ward!’

Michael Jackson’s body was 55% plastic, so now they’re going to melt him down into Lego’s and let little boys play with him for a change

Farah Fawcett died yesterday. At the pearly gates of heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She replied, “Keep all of earth’s children safe.” The next day, Micheal Jackson died.

It was announced to day that Michael Jackson is not going to be cremated or buried but hes gonna be recycled so he still stays plastic and is still a hazard to young children.

Michael Jackson did not die of a heart attack. He died from eating 12 yr old nuts

50,000 Catholic priests are now happy, they no longer have to share the alter boys with Michael Jackson

The coronor released the real reason for MJ’s heart attack. He was reading the analysis of his ticket sales for the new tour and saw how many tickets would be going to 8 year old boys.

In honor of Michael Jacksons death, It is mandatory that all children wear their pants at half mast.

L. A. Coroner found out the cause of death, Michael Jackson, got food poisoning, he ate a five year old wiener

What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? Michael Jackson’s fingers.

Micheal Jackson faked a heart attack to get to hospital but died when he found out it didn’t have a children’s ward

I heard that they are not Buying MJ a coffin, they are just putting him back in the box he came in.

Michael Jackson requested that he wanted to be cremated and put the remains in a cereal box so he could have the experience of going through a 10 year olds ass again!!!

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died the same day. In their honor, theaters will be playing “Beauty and the Beast”

Michael Jackson’s last words were “Take me to the children’s hospital!”

Q: How did Michael Jackson die? A: He choked to death on a sausage from the Vienna Boys Choir

Why did MJ name his kid blanket so he has an excuse to sleep with him

What did Elvis say to Michael Jackson? “Take your hands off my grandson”

Q: What does Michael Jackson and a X-Box have in common?
A: They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Did you hear about MJ’s new toaster the bread goes in brown and comes out white

I heard the cause of his heart attack was the shock when he discovered Boys-2-Men was a band and not a home delivery service

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Disneyland? Disneyland can still touch kids!

They had to cancel Micheal’s tour dates. Brad, 8 and Tim, 12.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Michael Jackson is no longer harmful to children

Q: Why did Michael Jackson name his home the “NEVER”land Ranch? A: Because the little boys “NEVER” wanted to go back!!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because theres twenty of them!

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Only in America can someone be born as a poor black kid, and die as rich white woman.

Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson fucked kids

Michael Jackson is dead and this has given life to an interesting but very cruel movement. When mainstream media is filled with articles about his music and how he was the greatest artist who ever lived then social web is totally another story.

There are hundreds if not thousands of Michael Jackson jokes floating around already and probably about the same amount of web sites featuring these too.

One of the biggest joke sites I found is Dead Michael Jackson jokes. If you submit a good one in there you can win a prize too now apparently! I know it is kind a cruel to make jokes about very recently dead Michael Jackson but for some reason doing that makes it even more funnier in some cruel twisted way.

RIP Michael Jackson