Lately North-Korea has started to stir up some shit again. It is because they have ran out of the Red Cross aid food etc, and are in desperate need for some more rice. The fact is that the entire North-Korean army is kept upon the foreign aid packages that are meant for the countries starving children. These missile launches and nuclear tests and so on are nothing more than a desperate cry for attention.
The current hot affairs in NK:
Tensions Rise over North Korea
The tactic of “lets build some bombs and wave sticks in the air” has worked for North Korea in the past. After testing some nukes an enriching plutonium they got the attention of Bill Clinton. But they dismantled their nuclear reactors right after Americas foreign minister at the time, Madeleine Albright, paid them a visit and offered aid. Bill Clinton who was president at the time took the North Korean threat really seriously and made an effort to mend things in the region. But then came George W. Bush with his “Axis of Evil” bullshit and fucked things up as usual. Clinton and Albright made an agreement with NK that if they dismantle their reactors they will provide some other kind of alternative electicity plant. But Bush farted on the contracts of the earlier administration and basically announced that NK is evil and they should succumb to justice and wear cowboy hats or some shit. So it came to be that NK was left without power and is so until this day. No wonder they are mad ? One thing is the war effort and Kim Jong Ils private pools which are left without heating but the real issue is that the innocent people of NK are dying because of this energy shortage.
Something should be done about North Korea. Because while they are testing their puny missiles and trying to get Obama to notice them, real people are starving to death by the thousands. It’s also insane how much there is to rant about North Korea. Did you know that people are dying of starvation there because the goverent is growing opium instead of wheat ? That Kim Jong Il has kidnapped a famous Japanese actress and her husband who was a director to make movies in NK ? That Kim Jong Il owns the countries only waterslide ? Argh the list of mysterious shit goes on and on ..
It is also sad how most of the people in the free world don’t really understand the situation that North-Korea is in. Basically North-Korean elite, which is political and military leaders and officials live in Pyongyang – the capital. They are the selected few who have like bandages available and some food. They are also the people who prance around in front of foreign cameras talking absolute brainwashed propaganda bullshit. But everyone else outside Pyongyang, in North-Korean countryside is well .. fucked. The main population of North-Korea, which is farmers and such, don’t have doctors, medicine, food or even farms. Only concentration camps. It is the most inhumane place on earth, literally. If you have some time then please educate yourself on the topic.
Here are some good documentaries (these are from the human rights side, there are many other documentaries that are about the economic, historical or political situation North Korea is in, search Google Videos):
Famine – North Korea (A documentary about a foreign aid worker who visits NK to decide wether or not the UN can give them more aid. Really interesting because it shows NK outside their set-up tourist courses.)
The Vice guide to North Korea (Couple of Vice Magazine reporters get into North Korea)
Undercover in the Secret State (A good documentary that is pretty up to date and shows the situation in North Korea as it is today)
Children of the Secret State (Another good film about the terrible situation the North Korean people are in)
Welcome to North Korea (A documentary that will show you the horrors of what goes on in the “Democratic People’s Republic” of Korea.)
Google TechTalks – Liberty in North Korea (A filmed presentation by the LINK, Liberty in North Korea, representative. Talks about the work LINK is doing and presents some good cold facts about the human rights situation in NK)
The real Dr.Evil – Kim Jong Il II of North Korea (Film about Kim Jong Il)
The disgusting lump of goo that was filmed in the North-Carolina sewers isn’t of alien origin after all. The city officials report that it is actually a fairly common worm, tubifex tubifex, that lives in ponds or sewers. Reason why it is contracting and acting like that egg where the face cravlers lived from the Alien movies, is because it is reacting to the light from the camera, which is pretty hot. I can’t really decide which is worse, the unknown blob turning out to be a mutated tampon or the fact that those tubifex worms are common in our sewer pipes. Every time I flush the toilet now I picture this tubifex monstrosity jumping out of the pot and nailing me in the face. Oh and also according to Wikipedia it is super endurable:
“The worms can survive with little oxygen by waving hemoglobin rich tail-ends to exploit all available oxygen. They can also survive in areas so heavily polluted with organic matter that almost no other species can endure. By forming a protective cyst and lowering its metabolic rate, T. tubifex can survive drought and food shortage. Encystment may also function in the dispersal of the worm.”
I’d like to know what is the purpose of these tubifex worms ? Why do we have shit like that on planet earth ? What is the point of a life form that vegetates in the darkness and eats our doodoo ? Is there a possibility that when I die I’ll be reincarnated as a tubifex worm ? Next time a Jehovas witness knocks on your door invite him in and show him the video. And over a nice cup of tea ask him if god has a plan for all of us, then what is his plan for the tubifex worms ?
Lot of photos have been taken inside Neverland ranch, there are new plants and animals living in there, fugitives hiding from government in the bushes and a lot more fun. It is like modern day Chernobyl in there but without the radiation. Here is a photo I really like though. Check out Jackson’s bed!
As you can see there are some ex staff members sunbathing in there, they had to get a crane and bunch of construction workers to get the bed outside to the sun. One of the staff members who wished to remain anonymous reported that Jackson had 5 of such beds and they had the idea of putting one outside very long time ago.
They couldn’t do this before though because MJ didn’t like sunbathing and what is even worse he didn’t allow his staff members to sunbath either. When Michael Jackson was announced dead and his staff members found out about it they yelled “We are free!”, ran out on the grass and applied suncream on their body. The next day they ordered the bed to moved out.
It seems the last 2 photos I posted in here were fake according to various “trusted sources”. Apparently the guy on the photo wasn’t Michael Jackson, who would have thought! This doesn’t mean that these photos don’t exist though, certain person who wants to stay anonymous leaked me this autopsy photo.
This is real Michael Jackson autopsy photo and there aren’t any other available! If somebody presents some other photos to you though that they have acquired somewhere then you can be sure that these are simply not real!
As you can see from this photo Michael Jackson had a very nice six pack so people who claimed that he was weak and looked like skeleton were just ignorant.
This is what people were searching yesterday all day long. Makes you really wonder doesn’t it? Well in case you were one of those people who was really looking for some Michael Jackson autopsy photos from here though then here you go, totally exclusive photos you can’t get from anywhere else!
After draining his stomach from Demerol and other pills:
This popular Michael Jackson photo will be presented as a classic in the internet future
Since there is lot of useless crap posted on that site I figured to pick some of the best ones out from Dead Michael Jackson Jokes. If you liked his music or don’t think he was a child molester although he settled out of court with many parents for some strange reason, then you might want to skip this post. You have that power and you don’t have to read these.
Before michael jackson died, he pulled a nurse to the side and whispered one last thing in her ear ‘put me in the childrens ward!’
Michael Jackson’s body was 55% plastic, so now they’re going to melt him down into Lego’s and let little boys play with him for a change
Farah Fawcett died yesterday. At the pearly gates of heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She replied, “Keep all of earth’s children safe.” The next day, Micheal Jackson died.
It was announced to day that Michael Jackson is not going to be cremated or buried but hes gonna be recycled so he still stays plastic and is still a hazard to young children.
Michael Jackson did not die of a heart attack. He died from eating 12 yr old nuts
50,000 Catholic priests are now happy, they no longer have to share the alter boys with Michael Jackson
The coronor released the real reason for MJ’s heart attack. He was reading the analysis of his ticket sales for the new tour and saw how many tickets would be going to 8 year old boys.
In honor of Michael Jacksons death, It is mandatory that all children wear their pants at half mast.
L. A. Coroner found out the cause of death, Michael Jackson, got food poisoning, he ate a five year old wiener
What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? Michael Jackson’s fingers.
Micheal Jackson faked a heart attack to get to hospital but died when he found out it didn’t have a children’s ward
I heard that they are not Buying MJ a coffin, they are just putting him back in the box he came in.
Michael Jackson requested that he wanted to be cremated and put the remains in a cereal box so he could have the experience of going through a 10 year olds ass again!!!
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died the same day. In their honor, theaters will be playing “Beauty and the Beast”
Michael Jackson’s last words were “Take me to the children’s hospital!”
Q: How did Michael Jackson die? A: He choked to death on a sausage from the Vienna Boys Choir
Why did MJ name his kid blanket so he has an excuse to sleep with him
What did Elvis say to Michael Jackson? “Take your hands off my grandson”
Q: What does Michael Jackson and a X-Box have in common?
A: They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Did you hear about MJ’s new toaster the bread goes in brown and comes out white
I heard the cause of his heart attack was the shock when he discovered Boys-2-Men was a band and not a home delivery service
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Disneyland? Disneyland can still touch kids!
They had to cancel Micheal’s tour dates. Brad, 8 and Tim, 12.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Michael Jackson is no longer harmful to children
Q: Why did Michael Jackson name his home the “NEVER”land Ranch? A: Because the little boys “NEVER” wanted to go back!!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because theres twenty of them!
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Only in America can someone be born as a poor black kid, and die as rich white woman.
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson fucked kids
Michael Jackson is dead and this has given life to an interesting but very cruel movement. When mainstream media is filled with articles about his music and how he was the greatest artist who ever lived then social web is totally another story.
There are hundreds if not thousands of Michael Jackson jokes floating around already and probably about the same amount of web sites featuring these too.
One of the biggest joke sites I found is Dead Michael Jackson jokes. If you submit a good one in there you can win a prize too now apparently! I know it is kind a cruel to make jokes about very recently dead Michael Jackson but for some reason doing that makes it even more funnier in some cruel twisted way.
RIP Michael Jackson