So you think you are badass in the game of bowling? Well think again, this super woman will get attention away from your amazing game because her skills are nothing you have ever seen! Pay special attention to her wrist and how gently she releases the ball, you might want to watch it couple of times to understand how this throw is done.

So…. anyone got her licence plate? Did you see what I did in here ? ;)

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Shame they didn’t capture the smashed car owners face on the camera.. or even better, interview him! Anyway this video is from our new “How to do things” series which should go on for at least some weeks. So now you know how to do park ‘n’ run, stay tuned for our next educational video.

Here is some light entertainment for your weekend. Watch and listen to this awesome music video and who knows maybe it even makes you buy the Slap Chop thing. I bet this tune will haunt you whole weekend!

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DJ Steve Porter(featuring Vince Offer) – Slap Chop Rap

Yeaaaa that’s what I’m talking about!!

I actually wanted to name this article “Marge Simpson is attention whore” but then I decided not to do that because it might become a routine on my awesome site.

Apparently this issue will be released October 16 and EVERYONE wants to get their hands on this one. I never thought Simpsons are so popular among older people, unless of course people who want this edition are actually curious youngsters.

Either way it is kind a nothing special because everyone already knows Marge Simpsons sexual capabilities. Seriously, some of the nastiest cartoon porn has been made with The Simpsons family, just open up your browser, type in simpsons porn and check out image results to see what I mean.

Although most of it is extremely nasty and totally over the limits I have to admit that it is kind a badly drawn. Marge Simpsons naked photos are still nothing though compared to the stuff floating around the internet. But perhaps Marge Simpson in The Hustler magazine would be news worthy indeed. Looking forward to it!

Since this article is going to have some substance you might find it really boring so I have added some of the best “Late Show” videos between the paragraphs if you’d like to skip the article and just enjoy light entertainment. I know that this is something I would like to do ;)

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George Bush top 10 moments

This latest scandal seems like a big fucking present to Letterman and the CBS network unless of course they actually planned part or all of this “scandal” to get better ratings for their network. I don’t say this because I hate this guy, he is a great guy and he has a good show but he is also a good businessman.

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Jeff Dunham and Walter

Recession hasn’t left anybody untouched and some CBS producer blackmailing Letterman $2 million is really equivalent to banks asking bailout from government(which actually means tax payers) because they have made bad business decisions in the past. In both of these cases we are dealing with subjects having not prepared for current situation but being able to think of new ways to make money again.

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Borat meets Letterman

Did I say David Letterman is smart already? Yeah well like I said everyone is suffering and this “scandal” is like a boat of gold for Letterman because people are really curious about celebrities sex life as we have found out in the last few years. Obviously it would be in Letterman’s best interest to amplify this media buzz and because of this it it not surprising at all that he is joking about it on the air.

This incident is just missing one more thing and it would be perfect – David Letterman’s sex tape If you have it then I’m going to give you ten points if you send it over! I’m sure we are going to hear lot of “interesting” things related to Letterman in upcoming days. Stay tuned because you really don’t want to miss anything related to this extremely “exciting” event.

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

The ABC Wipeout has got nothing on this! You know that show where some highly enthusiastic untrained fat people try to race from one point to another with rubber obstacles on the way? Well this is like hardcore version of Wipeout with contestants climbing over holes using only their fingers and it looks actually quite fucking dangerous!

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Japanese obstacle course

These contestants are muscular and well trained but even then the obstacle course is very hard for them.

Probably one of the best animations ever made. It has a solid story and amazing graphics. Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They lived peacefully – working out and listening to music. Suddenly their well-being was threatened though by a “Kagamine Rin” who wants to turn the whole forest into a road.

Sounds like a porn movie title but it isn’t. It belongs to a category of amateur videos where teenagers do stupid stuff like light up their nose hair with a lighter or smell rubber glue to see rainbows. It involves a school bus and it seems they do this quite often when they are heading to the “oh so boring” school.

Doing that on the way to the school lets them fly up in the air and experience what they wouldn’t experience with drinking beer for example. It is one of those one hit = super experience but just for few seconds kind of drugs. Lets just hope that their teachers won’t find out about this! ;)

I hate assholes chilling around in their speedos, sporting their fake silver chains and lame tribal tattoos. If you would ever get into a fight with one of those russian idiots, thats how to win. Go for the balls.

Russian fight

Alright so I was watching the new episode of So You Think You Can Dance last night with my girlfriend … And the show was as gay as usual (Cat Deeley is hot tho, even for a giant), and theen this Jib Kidder track Windowdipper starterd playing and I was like shiiiit my computer is going hay-wire ! But it wasn’t it’s just a real freaky tune.

Jib Kidder – Windowdipper:

jib kidder windowdipper

MYSPACE

And bonus Cat Deeley:

Found this site from somewhere, don’t even remember where but it is really good. This guy emails people who post classified ads and he doesn’t just do that! He messed with them, plays different roles, pisses them off etc.

Here are some of the best one I found from that site but you can always check out all the others.

Kittens for my Tiger – litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
Vintage Liquor – Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.
The Shanique Chronicles pt. 1 – HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW.
The Shanique Chronicles pt. 2
The Shanique Chronicles pt. 3
Camry Killer – selling 1997 toyota camry. 146k miles. engine and transmission in good shape. was in minor fender bender, damage shown in pictures
How did she know?! – litter of 5 kittens. two orange, two black, one mixed-grey. all are three weeks old and looking for a good home!
Tyrone’s Dog Babysitting Service – DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!

In the light of recent Nort Korean cyber attacks, nuke tests, missle launches and smuggeling drugs to terrorist nations, I bring you Nanami chan. Why you might ask, this chick is Japanese. But you see after the Korean war, when NK was cut off from the rest of the world, that is the last image of foreign media the Koreans had. This Nanami chan super heroine probably still lives on in the subconcious of North Korean people. If you look at the level that North Koreas media production is at, it might even seem that they are still trying to achieve the same special effects as the Nanami chan film had. And they are pretty much there.

And that is why people who escape NK to the South Korea go insane. Nanami chan is what they pictured outside culture would be like, not StarCraft, Cyberspace and grindcore.

Sailor suited nanami

This movie is going to be awesome. Spike Jonze is the man. If you have not done so already, then check out the trailer for Spike Jonzes Where the Wild Things Are. The movie will be released on the 16the of October.

Trailer, Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are

Another great clip back from the days of the Ali G show. Bruno playing mind games with middle Americans from Alabama. I haven’t seen the new Bruno movie yet, but I’m going to soon.

P.S. Alabama is really the least gay place in America.

Here is the clip:

Bruno

It seems North Korea is preparing for war. First they managed to build a missile that could possibly reach Alaska, that state that brings us Sarah Palin and polar bears, now they have learned to use a computer too! This is very serious threat to South Korean Starcraft players but somehow I have a feeling that by the time their Starcraft players are as good as South Korean ones we are living in some other galaxy already where communism doesn’t exist.

On a more serious note though – since this cyber attack took place on 4th July and North Korea also fired out seven missiles on that day it very much seems like another signal to US. Could it be that very soon we’ll see another war started by US to take down the government in Pyongyang in very similar fashion like they did in  the Iraq. After all this is very similar to Iraq – nuclear weapons, evil government who doesn’t like the western pigs, attempts to piss off western world so that they would start a war although North Korea is really in no position to gain from it in any way.

Sounds very much like a conspiracy by the CIA perhaps to really get the things going and remove the last standing communist country from this world. Although they don’t seem to have oil I’m pretty sure that Coca Cola and McDonalds are already using Google Maps to check out where to buy land for their stores and factories. The position of North Korea couldn’t be better, by the sea and somehwat close US. Also from all that has leaked from North Korea you can pretty safely say that you won’t see such high demand for well.. EVERYTHING in any other country on this planet when their government should be replaced.

So if Kim Yong Il is doing all this to gain some sort of attention from from US so that Obama would send this guy more booze and waffles then he has something to worry about. It might be nice to be a king Kim Yong Il, but if you are reading this with your 20 years old laptop then pay attention! Very soon there might be another missile that you didn’t even launch and it might upset general public of the free world enough so that they allow their governments to start a war and invade your communist country with weapons you are not able to even dream about.

I’m pretty sure that the press will be talking about Jackson for another couple of months. There are just too many loose ends. Here is Micheal Jackson’s daughter, Paris, getting emotional while saying goodbye to his dad. There are articles going around in the internet saying that it was fake. That she was forced into shedding fake tears. I honestly don’t give a shit. How is that even interesting for a normal human being ? A normal intelligent human should not gossip about matters like these, it shows great ignorance and stupidity.

The Jackson mafia seems well organized, tho.

Here is the video (check out those big black dudes with the shades on):

Paris Jackson

P.S. Perhaps Jackson was killed by his agents and “family”. It is easy to kill someone by overmedicating him. Police always starts their enquieries by determining who would profit most, from the victims death. This is ofcourse in the realm of conspiracy theories -  like the theory that Heath Ledger was killed by Warner Bros to promote Dark Knight.

A lone French soldier invades Normandy 60 years after his buddies. He must have gotten lost. This video was funny as hell, I hope that the new Sasha Baron Cohen movie, Brüno, will be more like this. But it’s probably gonna suck … everyone who has seen the real Bruno back from the Ali G show would agree.

Here is the French soldier video:

French soldier

And as a bonus, an old Bruno scene, back when Bruno was keeping it real:

Bruno at Evil Fest

Wow, thats actually pretty weird. Skip the Mexican news babble, they are just commenting whats happening. It gets really weird around 4:30 into the video. The main yellow sphere seems to be spinning around it’s axis wile it is releasing those spheres.

http://www.ufoblogger.blogspot.com/:

“… Meanwhile, air traffic controller from the international airport of Mexico City, Enrique Kolbeck, seeing this video that mentioned “the little cloud began to form and ranged between 15 and 20 thousand feet.” When asked about the height of the UFO, we Kolbeck said “would be between 20 to 30 thousand feet, of course, he said, I have references and am giving a rough figure, since a plane going to the top and bottom is 747 is not identified. “

It is worth mentioning that their was a moderate intensity earthquake shook central Mexico at 2:24 in the afternoon. Earthquake was reported by 5.7 degrees on the Richter scale by the National Seismological Service.”

Ufo footage

Nobody seems to be scared cause these ufo’s are so small and harmless looking. But I know what is next for Mexico. Because whenever there is on of these …

There is always also couple of these …

This seems to be a hearing or police questioning of Michael Jackson when he was first accused of molesting children. He’s reaction to the molestation questions is priceless ..

michael jackson unseen video

This footage of what seems to be Jacksons ghost caught on camera surfaced. It might have been doing the moonwalk.

ghost of jackson

This video made me smile. Listen to the lady going “OH NO!” while the rocket is falling. The 4th of July celebrations are super great. Thousands of drunk people blowing up things, screaming and drinking in the dead of the night. Super. I would have liked to be there with those people seeing this Lord of the Rings fireworks moment.

firework blows in crowd

Ok, so Jackson dies and everyone is talking about how great he was, and this Pete King guy from middle America can’t take it anymore. The dude made a video where he calls the late King of Pop a pedophile, freak, pervert and so on. He is pissed because the papers are full of Jackson and nobody is talking about war and honor and macho cowboys shooting buffalo. I bet he is going to get a load of shit for making this video .. And serves him right, you shouldn’t talk ill about those who have just passed away you idiot.

Pete King

North and South Carolina are having rough times. First the sewer blob and now a serial killer claims 5th victim in South Carolina. There is also a sketch of the Gaffney Serial Killer. It creeps me out that the guy looks kind of lika a character I used to play GTA 1 with .. More info at CBC.

South Carolina serial killer

No wait ..  I know who the Gaffney serial killer is.. it’s Kyle !

First Jackson dies and now a head on train collision in Disneyland. What next – Mickey Mouse and Lindsay Lohan sextape emerges ? More info.