Alright so I was watching the new episode of So You Think You Can Dance last night with my girlfriend … And the show was as gay as usual (Cat Deeley is hot tho, even for a giant), and theen this Jib Kidder track Windowdipper starterd playing and I was like shiiiit my computer is going hay-wire ! But it wasn’t it’s just a real freaky tune.

Jib Kidder – Windowdipper:

jib kidder windowdipper

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And bonus Cat Deeley:

In the light of recent Nort Korean cyber attacks, nuke tests, missle launches and smuggeling drugs to terrorist nations, I bring you Nanami chan. Why you might ask, this chick is Japanese. But you see after the Korean war, when NK was cut off from the rest of the world, that is the last image of foreign media the Koreans had. This Nanami chan super heroine probably still lives on in the subconcious of North Korean people. If you look at the level that North Koreas media production is at, it might even seem that they are still trying to achieve the same special effects as the Nanami chan film had. And they are pretty much there.

And that is why people who escape NK to the South Korea go insane. Nanami chan is what they pictured outside culture would be like, not StarCraft, Cyberspace and grindcore.

Sailor suited nanami

This movie is going to be awesome. Spike Jonze is the man. If you have not done so already, then check out the trailer for Spike Jonzes Where the Wild Things Are. The movie will be released on the 16the of October.

Trailer, Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are

Another great clip back from the days of the Ali G show. Bruno playing mind games with middle Americans from Alabama. I haven’t seen the new Bruno movie yet, but I’m going to soon.

P.S. Alabama is really the least gay place in America.

Here is the clip:

Bruno

I’m pretty sure that the press will be talking about Jackson for another couple of months. There are just too many loose ends. Here is Micheal Jackson’s daughter, Paris, getting emotional while saying goodbye to his dad. There are articles going around in the internet saying that it was fake. That she was forced into shedding fake tears. I honestly don’t give a shit. How is that even interesting for a normal human being ? A normal intelligent human should not gossip about matters like these, it shows great ignorance and stupidity.

The Jackson mafia seems well organized, tho.

Here is the video (check out those big black dudes with the shades on):

Paris Jackson

P.S. Perhaps Jackson was killed by his agents and “family”. It is easy to kill someone by overmedicating him. Police always starts their enquieries by determining who would profit most, from the victims death. This is ofcourse in the realm of conspiracy theories -  like the theory that Heath Ledger was killed by Warner Bros to promote Dark Knight.

A lone French soldier invades Normandy 60 years after his buddies. He must have gotten lost. This video was funny as hell, I hope that the new Sasha Baron Cohen movie, Brüno, will be more like this. But it’s probably gonna suck … everyone who has seen the real Bruno back from the Ali G show would agree.

Here is the French soldier video:

French soldier

And as a bonus, an old Bruno scene, back when Bruno was keeping it real:

Bruno at Evil Fest

Wow, thats actually pretty weird. Skip the Mexican news babble, they are just commenting whats happening. It gets really weird around 4:30 into the video. The main yellow sphere seems to be spinning around it’s axis wile it is releasing those spheres.

http://www.ufoblogger.blogspot.com/:

“… Meanwhile, air traffic controller from the international airport of Mexico City, Enrique Kolbeck, seeing this video that mentioned “the little cloud began to form and ranged between 15 and 20 thousand feet.” When asked about the height of the UFO, we Kolbeck said “would be between 20 to 30 thousand feet, of course, he said, I have references and am giving a rough figure, since a plane going to the top and bottom is 747 is not identified. “

It is worth mentioning that their was a moderate intensity earthquake shook central Mexico at 2:24 in the afternoon. Earthquake was reported by 5.7 degrees on the Richter scale by the National Seismological Service.”

Ufo footage

Nobody seems to be scared cause these ufo’s are so small and harmless looking. But I know what is next for Mexico. Because whenever there is on of these …

There is always also couple of these …

This seems to be a hearing or police questioning of Michael Jackson when he was first accused of molesting children. He’s reaction to the molestation questions is priceless ..

michael jackson unseen video

This footage of what seems to be Jacksons ghost caught on camera surfaced. It might have been doing the moonwalk.

ghost of jackson

This video made me smile. Listen to the lady going “OH NO!” while the rocket is falling. The 4th of July celebrations are super great. Thousands of drunk people blowing up things, screaming and drinking in the dead of the night. Super. I would have liked to be there with those people seeing this Lord of the Rings fireworks moment.

firework blows in crowd

Ok, so Jackson dies and everyone is talking about how great he was, and this Pete King guy from middle America can’t take it anymore. The dude made a video where he calls the late King of Pop a pedophile, freak, pervert and so on. He is pissed because the papers are full of Jackson and nobody is talking about war and honor and macho cowboys shooting buffalo. I bet he is going to get a load of shit for making this video .. And serves him right, you shouldn’t talk ill about those who have just passed away you idiot.

Pete King

North and South Carolina are having rough times. First the sewer blob and now a serial killer claims 5th victim in South Carolina. There is also a sketch of the Gaffney Serial Killer. It creeps me out that the guy looks kind of lika a character I used to play GTA 1 with .. More info at CBC.

South Carolina serial killer

No wait ..  I know who the Gaffney serial killer is.. it’s Kyle !

Poor Sarah Palin is having some trouble with the FBI. It’s a shame, she was my favorite politician this year by far.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com:

“I have said Sarah Palin’s political ambition combined with her intellect is like putting a jet engine on a golf cart; lots of horse power and no steering capabilities. Today she proved it. “

Hitler pissed at Palin

Statistics show that after pot was legalized in the Netherlands, drug use actually went down drastically, instead of skyrocketing as everyone predicted. The same happened in Portugal where they made it legal for everyone to use and possess any kind of substances. It seems that when addicts are no longer afraid of punishment it makes it easier for them to seek help. I have the feeling that we are looking at some big  changes in drug policies in the next 5 years. California for instance is already seriously considering legalizing marijuana. In form of medical marijuana, pot is already pretty much legal there anyway. California is also facing some serious financial troubles and legalizing cannabis would be a major income for the state, not just from the selling of pot itself but then you could make all kinds of other products from it like paper, rope, oil etc.

Here is the video about Portugal’s lowered drug use:

Portugal drug problems

Lately North-Korea has started to stir up some shit again. It is because they have ran out of the Red Cross aid food etc, and are in desperate need for some more rice. The fact is that the entire North-Korean army is kept upon the foreign aid packages that are meant for the countries starving children. These missile launches and nuclear tests and so on are nothing more than a desperate cry for attention.

The current hot affairs in NK:

North Korea missile launch

Tensions Rise over North Korea

The tactic of  “lets build some bombs and wave sticks in the air” has worked for North Korea in the past. After testing some nukes an enriching plutonium they got the attention of Bill Clinton. But they dismantled their nuclear reactors right after Americas foreign minister at the time, Madeleine Albright, paid them a visit and offered aid. Bill Clinton who was president at the time took the North Korean threat really seriously and made an effort to mend things in the region. But then came George W. Bush with his “Axis of Evil” bullshit and fucked things up as usual. Clinton and Albright made an agreement with NK that if they dismantle their reactors they will provide some other kind of alternative electicity plant. But Bush farted on the contracts of the earlier administration and basically announced that NK is evil and they should succumb to justice and wear cowboy hats or some shit. So it came to be that NK was left without power and is so until this day. No wonder they are mad ? One thing is the war effort and Kim Jong Ils private pools which are left without heating but the real issue is that the innocent people of NK are dying because of this energy shortage.

Something should be done about North Korea. Because while they are testing their puny missiles and trying to get Obama to notice them, real people are starving to death by the thousands. It’s also insane how much there is to rant about North Korea. Did you know that people are dying of starvation there because the goverent is growing opium instead of wheat ? That Kim Jong Il has kidnapped a famous Japanese actress and her husband who was a director to make movies in NK ? That Kim Jong Il owns the countries only waterslide ? Argh the list of mysterious shit goes on and on ..

It is also sad how most of the people in the free world don’t really understand the situation that North-Korea is in. Basically North-Korean elite, which is political and military leaders and officials live in Pyongyang – the capital. They are the selected few who have like bandages available and some food. They are also the people who prance around in front of foreign cameras talking absolute brainwashed propaganda bullshit.  But everyone else outside Pyongyang, in North-Korean countryside is well .. fucked. The main population of North-Korea, which is farmers and such, don’t have doctors, medicine, food or even farms. Only concentration camps. It is the most inhumane place on earth, literally. If you have some time then please educate yourself on the topic.

Here are some good documentaries (these are from the human rights side, there are many other documentaries that are about the economic, historical or political situation North Korea is in, search Google Videos):

Famine – North Korea (A documentary about a foreign aid worker who visits NK to decide wether or not the UN can give them more aid. Really interesting because it shows NK outside their set-up tourist courses.)

The Vice guide to North Korea (Couple of Vice Magazine reporters get into North Korea)

Undercover in the Secret State (A good documentary that is pretty up to date and shows the situation in North Korea as it is today)

Children of the Secret State (Another good film about the terrible situation the North Korean people are in)

Welcome to North Korea (A documentary that will show you the horrors of what goes on in the “Democratic People’s Republic” of Korea.)

Google TechTalks – Liberty in North Korea (A filmed presentation by the LINK, Liberty in North Korea, representative. Talks about the work LINK is doing and presents some good cold facts about the human rights situation in NK)

The real Dr.Evil – Kim Jong Il II of North Korea (Film about Kim Jong Il)

Michael Jackson concert rehearsal video was just shown on CNN.  He looks like he might have pulled it off ..

Michael Jackson rehersal video

Joe Jackson is the epitome of fatherhood. Here is a guy who after a few days from his sons passing, seems to be really mourning. The money grubbing pimp appearance is just a smoke screen.

(At the end of the video while all the three wide-smiling dudes have nudged themselves in front of the camera, they even have time to promote their new record company :D)

Interview with Joe Jackson

So Jackon supposedly died because of drug misuse. The drug Demerol among others could have been the cause of his cardiac arrest – people who were with him during his time of death said that it was given to him prior his collapse. Jackson might have also been addicted to many other prescription drugs which were the cause of his deteriorating health. In the light of many other celebrity deaths related to legal drugs it really makes one wonder.

It seems that in order to keep them productive, agents and managers give their famous clients access to medically manufactured drugs which are basically the same as street bought crack. Ritalin and cocaine are just a couple of molecules different from each other. It would be interesting to know what kind of different substances were given to Jackson, during the course of his career, or other franchised superstars to meet the demands of crazed American media slaves .. A nice syringe loaded with adrenaline to bring the sparkle into the eyes before going onto the stage ? It isn’t all that different from athletes and doping, or bioengineered vegetables ..

Demerol by Michael Jackson

It’s times like these, that make you really appreciate the wonders of mother earth .. This thing was found in the North-Carolina sewers – just a matter of time now before little baby aliens start popping out of peoples chests (or asses).

Sewer Alien

Probably not going to see this from your TV either. Shame that the beer isn’t as good as their advertisement though.

You probably won’t see this from TV any time soon. Be sure to watch it all through.

Ghosts are real and now we have the proof. Check out this video and if this doesn’t convince you then nothing will! As you can see the first thing this ghost does is make the rocking chair move. Then he moves around the room and slowly comes near the camera which.. totally freaks me out.

Do not watch if you have issues with blood pressure or anything like that, this is pretty serious stuff. Finally all the disbelievers got something they can’t ignore!

Watch real ghost caught on the security camera

So I heard that our favourite guy was teasing a blind reporter the other day. Isn’t that adorable, I never knew Bush had that sense of humour. I mean, usually dumb guys like him make fun of themselves not other people. Dumb people usually don’t even know that it is possible to make fun of other people. But if Bush managed to make fun of blind reporter with dark sun glasses then he must be something different. Could it be that he is really Antichrist like they are saying? Could it be that behind that dumb face there is actually evil himself?

Now all my “Bush is Antichrist,” type of fans must be thinking that they have converted me, nah. I don’t think he is the Antichrist. I do think that blind Bush reporter incident shows even more the fact that this president is prone to getting to bad spotlight in media. To feed the people who hate him – most of the US. I find it amusing though how big interest this blind reporter incident generated and I’m already waiting for anti-Bush peoples comments how this indicates the behaviour of Satan or something like that.

Oh and just in case you are wondering what was this incident all about then here is a video of this incident
Bush the master of insults and his prey

I bet if he would have not apologized it would have created a bigger drama then it did right now(Which is kind a too big). Kind a sad how whole world watches your every step. I wish I could post pictures of sad George Bush here now but unfortunately I don’t have any. If you do then please post them here. Thanks.

Might have to ask the guy who posted Indian Superman video what they eat there in the far east because they seem to have this weird creative energy that makes all their creation very unique. Not very fond of Bollywood though (dancing and singing in the movies… WHY do you need to make ALL your movies like THAT????)but now I’m really interested about other art works of far east. Might have to look up some more :)

Watch piece of art from Thailand

Some cats free their mind and stop trying to look smart to people and really go with the flow. Like this funny cat for example. Usually they try to be cute and everything but this one just really likes…. he really loves Slayer! Obviously he can’t hold himself back and the results can be seen from this video.

I wonder if there are any videos of cats who love Britney Spears somewhere?

Watch funny cat video clip by clicking here