Actually what I love about Mouse Mouse is the comments below this article. Awww poor mouse. Hopefully people don’t go building these things though and cause another black plague. Shame that he didn’t make the mouse ears clickable buttons though.
You may have already seen one of these since they are really really popular. I wanted to add just the spider drawing guys creation but then I also found this really old one(1995) with a traveler and hotel maids. These days every other humor web site is about fake & funny email conversations but I find these specially memorable. If you are interested about more then these three though then you might want to check out emails from an asshole compilation I posted in here while ago.
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.
If you like long rants about political figures then you can check out why Barack Obama sucks from Allsucks.com. I certainly don’t like rants about political figures and specially long ones. I enjoyed the photos that come with the article though!
Found this site from somewhere, don’t even remember where but it is really good. This guy emails people who post classified ads and he doesn’t just do that! He messed with them, plays different roles, pisses them off etc.
Here are some of the best one I found from that site but you can always check out all the others.
Kittens for my Tiger – litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
Vintage Liquor – Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.
The Shanique Chronicles pt. 1 – HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW.
The Shanique Chronicles pt. 2
The Shanique Chronicles pt. 3
Camry Killer – selling 1997 toyota camry. 146k miles. engine and transmission in good shape. was in minor fender bender, damage shown in pictures
How did she know?! – litter of 5 kittens. two orange, two black, one mixed-grey. all are three weeks old and looking for a good home!
Tyrone’s Dog Babysitting Service – DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!
Found a site that has tons of animations about our favourite character. If you need amusement on lonely nights or are just cranky about current political situation, then why not to check this site out. This site does not only have animations about Bush but all his friends and enemies. Enjoy!
Ok I was like checking around the web and found this guy. You know what? I somehow got a feeling that somebody should send this guy to mental institute. I mean, WTF. He is comparing him with the Hitler? Didn’t hitler command like all his people while Bush is acting like a real idiot and there are tons of guys like that “antichrist guy” who say bad things about thim. Oh come on… half of the America or maybe even more hates him. Very influential figure eh? He only knows how to make bad decisions and basically like I said before, he has no power, congress has, YOUR PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER. Bush is just a moron, so stop blaming him and making him something he is not. If he would be Hitler you would be dead antichrist guy!
I would like to know what decisions you would make when you are president and how you persuade people when you take the place of Bush. How you stop everyone throwing tomatos at you when something in your country goes wrong. It is easy to blame, you just have to stop thinking. I sometimes make things up to sell stuff too, but I usually won’t use delusioning and some non-existing bullshit like hell, devil, antichrist and unicorns. You are doing nice job “Is Bush the Antichrist?” I hope your book selling biz is doing fine to ignorant people. Top notch!
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