Most of the people don’t like cops at all for some reason. So I figured I should try to make cops more “acceptable” to society using visual aids. Here are some photos for you featuring cops going on with their daily duties.

There are lots of awesome animated GIFs available thanks to internet and you have probably seen quite many already. At least this is the case with me. Although I sometimes see some pretty awesome ones they are usually not very good when taken out of context.

This one is something you could actually call a short video actually even though it is brought to you as GIF and some people like to use it as an avatar photo apparently. I’m not a sadist enough though and because of that I’m not going to add this awesome animated GIF thing directly to this web site. Although it seems like a innocent animated photo it turns out that it is so big that it could make this site load like crap. So you have to click the link below, go ahead and do it.. it is really not that fucking hard!

Oh and please don’t set it as an avatar image on your favorite forums.. please!!

Yup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like CNN.com article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

Just found this photoset of a mourning Tila Tequila. Who doesn’t know who she is or what’s up with that slut then this chicks lesbian lover was found dead recently and it is apparently big news and everything. Turns out that these two lesbians were going to marry to draw more attention to themselves but obviously now they can’t do that.

So instead of that Tila Tequila is going to show us her enormous boobs while she is mourning really.. REALLY hard over the loss of her partner. I’m surprised she didn’t get her blouse wet or something for this sad occasion, would have suited for that extremely sad photo shoot.

What is it with celebrities and death recently.. is it like some new trend to get attention, like releasing “leaked” sex tapes to the internet? I don’t get this crap at all..

Link to photo set and awesome comments

Tila Tequila mourning really hard(and showing boobies)

If you have been paying attention and know how Obama is fucking everybody in the ass and stupid people are actually saying that they want even more then you might like this photo:

George Bush loves us all

I actually wanted to name this article “Marge Simpson is attention whore” but then I decided not to do that because it might become a routine on my awesome site.

Apparently this issue will be released October 16 and EVERYONE wants to get their hands on this one. I never thought Simpsons are so popular among older people, unless of course people who want this edition are actually curious youngsters.

Either way it is kind a nothing special because everyone already knows Marge Simpsons sexual capabilities. Seriously, some of the nastiest cartoon porn has been made with The Simpsons family, just open up your browser, type in simpsons porn and check out image results to see what I mean.

Although most of it is extremely nasty and totally over the limits I have to admit that it is kind a badly drawn. Marge Simpsons naked photos are still nothing though compared to the stuff floating around the internet. But perhaps Marge Simpson in The Hustler magazine would be news worthy indeed. Looking forward to it!

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

Alright so I was watching the new episode of So You Think You Can Dance last night with my girlfriend … And the show was as gay as usual (Cat Deeley is hot tho, even for a giant), and theen this Jib Kidder track Windowdipper starterd playing and I was like shiiiit my computer is going hay-wire ! But it wasn’t it’s just a real freaky tune.

Jib Kidder – Windowdipper:

jib kidder windowdipper

MYSPACE

And bonus Cat Deeley:

North and South Carolina are having rough times. First the sewer blob and now a serial killer claims 5th victim in South Carolina. There is also a sketch of the Gaffney Serial Killer. It creeps me out that the guy looks kind of lika a character I used to play GTA 1 with .. More info at CBC.

South Carolina serial killer

No wait ..  I know who the Gaffney serial killer is.. it’s Kyle !

First Jackson dies and now a head on train collision in Disneyland. What next – Mickey Mouse and Lindsay Lohan sextape emerges ? More info.

It seems the last 2 photos I posted in here were fake according to various “trusted sources”. Apparently the guy on the photo wasn’t Michael Jackson, who would have thought! This doesn’t mean that these photos don’t exist though, certain person who wants to stay anonymous leaked me this autopsy photo.

Real Michael Jackson autopsy photo

This is real Michael Jackson autopsy photo and there aren’t any other available! If somebody presents some other photos to you though that they have acquired somewhere then you can be sure that these are simply not real!

As you can see from this photo Michael Jackson had a very nice six pack so people who claimed that he was weak and looked like skeleton were just ignorant.

This popular Michael Jackson photo will be presented as a classic in the internet future

This is how a really bad day looks like

No luck for you today, sorry!

This is some older version of Apple fan, isn’t he cute? :)

As promised, photobombing series part 2 :)

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The goal of photobombing is to mess up other people’s photos

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…and post about this to a public forum

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This is the first post and also a test post to see if this crap even works. Obviously such post wouldn’t have anything interesting for people such as you so here is a small picture of a blond babe :)