Yup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like CNN.com article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

Just found this photoset of a mourning Tila Tequila. Who doesn’t know who she is or what’s up with that slut then this chicks lesbian lover was found dead recently and it is apparently big news and everything. Turns out that these two lesbians were going to marry to draw more attention to themselves but obviously now they can’t do that.

So instead of that Tila Tequila is going to show us her enormous boobs while she is mourning really.. REALLY hard over the loss of her partner. I’m surprised she didn’t get her blouse wet or something for this sad occasion, would have suited for that extremely sad photo shoot.

What is it with celebrities and death recently.. is it like some new trend to get attention, like releasing “leaked” sex tapes to the internet? I don’t get this crap at all..

Link to photo set and awesome comments

Tila Tequila mourning really hard(and showing boobies)

I actually wanted to name this article “Marge Simpson is attention whore” but then I decided not to do that because it might become a routine on my awesome site.

Apparently this issue will be released October 16 and EVERYONE wants to get their hands on this one. I never thought Simpsons are so popular among older people, unless of course people who want this edition are actually curious youngsters.

Either way it is kind a nothing special because everyone already knows Marge Simpsons sexual capabilities. Seriously, some of the nastiest cartoon porn has been made with The Simpsons family, just open up your browser, type in simpsons porn and check out image results to see what I mean.

Although most of it is extremely nasty and totally over the limits I have to admit that it is kind a badly drawn. Marge Simpsons naked photos are still nothing though compared to the stuff floating around the internet. But perhaps Marge Simpson in The Hustler magazine would be news worthy indeed. Looking forward to it!

Since this article is going to have some substance you might find it really boring so I have added some of the best “Late Show” videos between the paragraphs if you’d like to skip the article and just enjoy light entertainment. I know that this is something I would like to do ;)

This latest scandal seems like a big fucking present to Letterman and the CBS network unless of course they actually planned part or all of this “scandal” to get better ratings for their network. I don’t say this because I hate this guy, he is a great guy and he has a good show but he is also a good businessman.

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Jeff Dunham and Walter

Recession hasn’t left anybody untouched and some CBS producer blackmailing Letterman $2 million is really equivalent to banks asking bailout from government(which actually means tax payers) because they have made bad business decisions in the past. In both of these cases we are dealing with subjects having not prepared for current situation but being able to think of new ways to make money again.

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Borat meets Letterman

Did I say David Letterman is smart already? Yeah well like I said everyone is suffering and this “scandal” is like a boat of gold for Letterman because people are really curious about celebrities sex life as we have found out in the last few years. Obviously it would be in Letterman’s best interest to amplify this media buzz and because of this it it not surprising at all that he is joking about it on the air.

This incident is just missing one more thing and it would be perfect – David Letterman’s sex tape If you have it then I’m going to give you ten points if you send it over! I’m sure we are going to hear lot of “interesting” things related to Letterman in upcoming days. Stay tuned because you really don’t want to miss anything related to this extremely “exciting” event.

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

It seems North Korea is preparing for war. First they managed to build a missile that could possibly reach Alaska, that state that brings us Sarah Palin and polar bears, now they have learned to use a computer too! This is very serious threat to South Korean Starcraft players but somehow I have a feeling that by the time their Starcraft players are as good as South Korean ones we are living in some other galaxy already where communism doesn’t exist.

On a more serious note though – since this cyber attack took place on 4th July and North Korea also fired out seven missiles on that day it very much seems like another signal to US. Could it be that very soon we’ll see another war started by US to take down the government in Pyongyang in very similar fashion like they did in  the Iraq. After all this is very similar to Iraq – nuclear weapons, evil government who doesn’t like the western pigs, attempts to piss off western world so that they would start a war although North Korea is really in no position to gain from it in any way.

Sounds very much like a conspiracy by the CIA perhaps to really get the things going and remove the last standing communist country from this world. Although they don’t seem to have oil I’m pretty sure that Coca Cola and McDonalds are already using Google Maps to check out where to buy land for their stores and factories. The position of North Korea couldn’t be better, by the sea and somehwat close US. Also from all that has leaked from North Korea you can pretty safely say that you won’t see such high demand for well.. EVERYTHING in any other country on this planet when their government should be replaced.

So if Kim Yong Il is doing all this to gain some sort of attention from from US so that Obama would send this guy more booze and waffles then he has something to worry about. It might be nice to be a king Kim Yong Il, but if you are reading this with your 20 years old laptop then pay attention! Very soon there might be another missile that you didn’t even launch and it might upset general public of the free world enough so that they allow their governments to start a war and invade your communist country with weapons you are not able to even dream about.

Wow, thats actually pretty weird. Skip the Mexican news babble, they are just commenting whats happening. It gets really weird around 4:30 into the video. The main yellow sphere seems to be spinning around it’s axis wile it is releasing those spheres.

http://www.ufoblogger.blogspot.com/:

“… Meanwhile, air traffic controller from the international airport of Mexico City, Enrique Kolbeck, seeing this video that mentioned “the little cloud began to form and ranged between 15 and 20 thousand feet.” When asked about the height of the UFO, we Kolbeck said “would be between 20 to 30 thousand feet, of course, he said, I have references and am giving a rough figure, since a plane going to the top and bottom is 747 is not identified. “

It is worth mentioning that their was a moderate intensity earthquake shook central Mexico at 2:24 in the afternoon. Earthquake was reported by 5.7 degrees on the Richter scale by the National Seismological Service.”

Ufo footage

Nobody seems to be scared cause these ufo’s are so small and harmless looking. But I know what is next for Mexico. Because whenever there is on of these …

There is always also couple of these …

North and South Carolina are having rough times. First the sewer blob and now a serial killer claims 5th victim in South Carolina. There is also a sketch of the Gaffney Serial Killer. It creeps me out that the guy looks kind of lika a character I used to play GTA 1 with .. More info at CBC.

South Carolina serial killer

No wait ..  I know who the Gaffney serial killer is.. it’s Kyle !

Lately North-Korea has started to stir up some shit again. It is because they have ran out of the Red Cross aid food etc, and are in desperate need for some more rice. The fact is that the entire North-Korean army is kept upon the foreign aid packages that are meant for the countries starving children. These missile launches and nuclear tests and so on are nothing more than a desperate cry for attention.

The current hot affairs in NK:

North Korea missile launch

Tensions Rise over North Korea

The tactic of  “lets build some bombs and wave sticks in the air” has worked for North Korea in the past. After testing some nukes an enriching plutonium they got the attention of Bill Clinton. But they dismantled their nuclear reactors right after Americas foreign minister at the time, Madeleine Albright, paid them a visit and offered aid. Bill Clinton who was president at the time took the North Korean threat really seriously and made an effort to mend things in the region. But then came George W. Bush with his “Axis of Evil” bullshit and fucked things up as usual. Clinton and Albright made an agreement with NK that if they dismantle their reactors they will provide some other kind of alternative electicity plant. But Bush farted on the contracts of the earlier administration and basically announced that NK is evil and they should succumb to justice and wear cowboy hats or some shit. So it came to be that NK was left without power and is so until this day. No wonder they are mad ? One thing is the war effort and Kim Jong Ils private pools which are left without heating but the real issue is that the innocent people of NK are dying because of this energy shortage.

Something should be done about North Korea. Because while they are testing their puny missiles and trying to get Obama to notice them, real people are starving to death by the thousands. It’s also insane how much there is to rant about North Korea. Did you know that people are dying of starvation there because the goverent is growing opium instead of wheat ? That Kim Jong Il has kidnapped a famous Japanese actress and her husband who was a director to make movies in NK ? That Kim Jong Il owns the countries only waterslide ? Argh the list of mysterious shit goes on and on ..

It is also sad how most of the people in the free world don’t really understand the situation that North-Korea is in. Basically North-Korean elite, which is political and military leaders and officials live in Pyongyang – the capital. They are the selected few who have like bandages available and some food. They are also the people who prance around in front of foreign cameras talking absolute brainwashed propaganda bullshit.  But everyone else outside Pyongyang, in North-Korean countryside is well .. fucked. The main population of North-Korea, which is farmers and such, don’t have doctors, medicine, food or even farms. Only concentration camps. It is the most inhumane place on earth, literally. If you have some time then please educate yourself on the topic.

Here are some good documentaries (these are from the human rights side, there are many other documentaries that are about the economic, historical or political situation North Korea is in, search Google Videos):

Famine – North Korea (A documentary about a foreign aid worker who visits NK to decide wether or not the UN can give them more aid. Really interesting because it shows NK outside their set-up tourist courses.)

The Vice guide to North Korea (Couple of Vice Magazine reporters get into North Korea)

Undercover in the Secret State (A good documentary that is pretty up to date and shows the situation in North Korea as it is today)

Children of the Secret State (Another good film about the terrible situation the North Korean people are in)

Welcome to North Korea (A documentary that will show you the horrors of what goes on in the “Democratic People’s Republic” of Korea.)

Google TechTalks – Liberty in North Korea (A filmed presentation by the LINK, Liberty in North Korea, representative. Talks about the work LINK is doing and presents some good cold facts about the human rights situation in NK)

The real Dr.Evil – Kim Jong Il II of North Korea (Film about Kim Jong Il)

The disgusting lump of goo that was filmed in the North-Carolina sewers isn’t of alien origin after all. The city officials report that it is actually a fairly common worm, tubifex tubifex, that lives in ponds or sewers. Reason why it is contracting and acting like that egg where the face cravlers lived from the Alien movies, is because it is reacting to the light from the camera, which is pretty hot. I can’t really decide which is worse, the unknown blob turning out to be a mutated tampon or the fact that those tubifex worms are common in our sewer pipes. Every time I flush the toilet now I picture this tubifex monstrosity jumping out of the pot and nailing me in the face. Oh and also according to Wikipedia it is super endurable:

“The worms can survive with little oxygen by waving hemoglobin rich tail-ends to exploit all available oxygen. They can also survive in areas so heavily polluted with organic matter that almost no other species can endure. By forming a protective cyst and lowering its metabolic rate, T. tubifex can survive drought and food shortage. Encystment may also function in the dispersal of the worm.”

I’d like to know what is the purpose of these tubifex worms ? Why do we have shit like that on planet earth ? What is the point of a life form that vegetates in the darkness and eats our doodoo ? Is there a possibility that when I die I’ll be reincarnated as a tubifex worm ? Next time a Jehovas witness knocks on your door invite him in and show him the video. And over a nice cup of tea ask him if god has a plan for all of us, then what is his plan for the tubifex worms ?

Lot of photos have been taken inside Neverland ranch, there are new plants and animals living in there, fugitives hiding from government in the bushes and a lot more fun. It is like modern day Chernobyl in there but without the radiation. Here is a photo I really like though. Check out Jackson’s bed!

Jackson’s bed

As you can see there are some ex staff members sunbathing in there, they had to get a crane and bunch of construction workers to get the bed outside to the sun. One of the staff members who wished to remain anonymous reported that Jackson had 5 of such beds and they had the idea of putting one outside very long time ago.

They couldn’t do this before though because MJ didn’t like sunbathing and what is even worse he didn’t allow his staff members to sunbath either. When Michael Jackson was announced dead and his staff members found out about it they yelled “We are free!”, ran out on the grass and applied suncream on their body. The next day they ordered the bed to moved out.

This is what people were searching yesterday all day long. Makes you really wonder doesn’t it? Well in case you were one of those people who was really looking for some Michael Jackson autopsy photos from here though then here you go, totally exclusive photos you can’t get from anywhere else!

Michael Jackson autopsy photo 1

After draining his stomach from Demerol and other pills:

Michael Jackson autopsy photo 2

I have to let it out from me. Some of you may be familiar with Bushism. It is neologism used to describe linguistic errors of George W. Bush. People think that Bush makes so many linguistic errors because of poor fluency and lack of understanding of the English language. Well it is not true my fellow critics. It is actually much much easier, you just need to know where to look.

From washingtonpost.com:
On July 28, 1986, George W. Bush woke up with a hangover. It had been a loud, liquid night at the venerable Broadmoor Hotel in Colorado Springs as he and friends from Texas celebrated their collective 40th birthdays. Now, as he embarked on his ritual morning run through a spectacular Rockies landscape, Bush felt lousy.

Link to full article

Doesn’t that explain like everything? Even all the errors he has made that are not related to English? I personally like the little idea that Laura helped him to stop drinking, ummm yeah…. it is a true fairy tale type of story and how can a person who couldn’t stop drinking when he was a oil company leader be a top notch president? I mean they are definitely leaving something out here.

It is common for people who have had drinking problem before to break under stress and start drinking again. This only proves that Bush has gone insane from all the stress and drinking and he is a loony. We just need to give him more time for this loony “state” to mature so that he could provide real quality entertainment to us. But great lie George, I almost believed that. Greet Condi Rice if you are still having mad parties with her like you used to!

But right now enjoy this hot poem called “Make the Pie Higher,” that is composed entirely of Bushisms.

Make the Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

So I heard that our favourite guy was teasing a blind reporter the other day. Isn’t that adorable, I never knew Bush had that sense of humour. I mean, usually dumb guys like him make fun of themselves not other people. Dumb people usually don’t even know that it is possible to make fun of other people. But if Bush managed to make fun of blind reporter with dark sun glasses then he must be something different. Could it be that he is really Antichrist like they are saying? Could it be that behind that dumb face there is actually evil himself?

Now all my “Bush is Antichrist,” type of fans must be thinking that they have converted me, nah. I don’t think he is the Antichrist. I do think that blind Bush reporter incident shows even more the fact that this president is prone to getting to bad spotlight in media. To feed the people who hate him – most of the US. I find it amusing though how big interest this blind reporter incident generated and I’m already waiting for anti-Bush peoples comments how this indicates the behaviour of Satan or something like that.

Oh and just in case you are wondering what was this incident all about then here is a video of this incident
Bush the master of insults and his prey

I bet if he would have not apologized it would have created a bigger drama then it did right now(Which is kind a too big). Kind a sad how whole world watches your every step. I wish I could post pictures of sad George Bush here now but unfortunately I don’t have any. If you do then please post them here. Thanks.