Since there is lot of useless crap posted on that site I figured to pick some of the best ones out from Dead Michael Jackson Jokes. If you liked his music or don’t think he was a child molester although he settled out of court with many parents for some strange reason, then you might want to skip this post. You have that power and you don’t have to read these.
Before michael jackson died, he pulled a nurse to the side and whispered one last thing in her ear ‘put me in the childrens ward!’
Michael Jackson’s body was 55% plastic, so now they’re going to melt him down into Lego’s and let little boys play with him for a change
Farah Fawcett died yesterday. At the pearly gates of heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She replied, “Keep all of earth’s children safe.” The next day, Micheal Jackson died.
It was announced to day that Michael Jackson is not going to be cremated or buried but hes gonna be recycled so he still stays plastic and is still a hazard to young children.
Michael Jackson did not die of a heart attack. He died from eating 12 yr old nuts
50,000 Catholic priests are now happy, they no longer have to share the alter boys with Michael Jackson
The coronor released the real reason for MJ’s heart attack. He was reading the analysis of his ticket sales for the new tour and saw how many tickets would be going to 8 year old boys.
In honor of Michael Jacksons death, It is mandatory that all children wear their pants at half mast.
L. A. Coroner found out the cause of death, Michael Jackson, got food poisoning, he ate a five year old wiener
What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? Michael Jackson’s fingers.
Micheal Jackson faked a heart attack to get to hospital but died when he found out it didn’t have a children’s ward
I heard that they are not Buying MJ a coffin, they are just putting him back in the box he came in.
Michael Jackson requested that he wanted to be cremated and put the remains in a cereal box so he could have the experience of going through a 10 year olds ass again!!!
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died the same day. In their honor, theaters will be playing “Beauty and the Beast”
Michael Jackson’s last words were “Take me to the children’s hospital!”
Q: How did Michael Jackson die? A: He choked to death on a sausage from the Vienna Boys Choir
Why did MJ name his kid blanket so he has an excuse to sleep with him
What did Elvis say to Michael Jackson? “Take your hands off my grandson”
Q: What does Michael Jackson and a X-Box have in common?
A: They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Did you hear about MJ’s new toaster the bread goes in brown and comes out white
I heard the cause of his heart attack was the shock when he discovered Boys-2-Men was a band and not a home delivery service
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Disneyland? Disneyland can still touch kids!
They had to cancel Micheal’s tour dates. Brad, 8 and Tim, 12.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Michael Jackson is no longer harmful to children
Q: Why did Michael Jackson name his home the “NEVER”land Ranch? A: Because the little boys “NEVER” wanted to go back!!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because theres twenty of them!
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Only in America can someone be born as a poor black kid, and die as rich white woman.
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson fucked kids
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I hate people who make fun of MJS death.
I hate people who make fun of MJS life
but I hate most people like you who think it’s funny when all mj fan
in the world still cry.
stop using it because it is NOT funny.
you hate him because he has a good heart
and you do not.
good advice read mj 10 bids so you can see that he is good enough.
Why is it that every moron on the planet totally blows by the thing that basically says if this offends you then don’t read it? Then they post with caps about how much they don’t like it…. Kinda amusing to see the ignorance of people who like a dead child molester.
SHIT & PATHETIC JOKES.. SERIOUSLY SLIT YOUR THROATS AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER, THATS HOW MUCH U SUCK U R DADS SLICED OFF COCK.
IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. YOU ARE SICK, HOW YOU CAN DO THAT?! the child molestion is NOT true, and you now that. he was SUCH A GOOD MAN. the true is that you are muck.
Now that you say he is SUCH A GOOD MAN.. and he was NOT a molester it opens up totally NEW perspective.
YALL ISSOME DUMB ASS FUCK UP BORED ASS PEOPLE WHY THE HELL IS YALL JOKING ON A DEAD PERSON FOR DAT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE AND THESE SHITS ARE WACK WHAT THE FUCK IS YALL PROBLEM
OMG
THESE JOKES ARE BRILLIANT
I HAVE TO ADMIT SOME WERE BAD AND JUST PLAIN SICK NO OFFENSE BUT MOST WERE GOOD
AND ANYWAYS, HOW DOES A PERSONS SAYING MJ JOKES OFFEND U
PLEASE JUST SHUT AND AND IGNORE IF U DONT LIKE THESE.
you know what funny,all these accusations and finger pointing at michael bout young boys and that same person is publishing the most disgusting child porn jokes,bout 5 yr old kids penises etc,that says enough who is the real freak here.
CP jokes featuring 5 year old penises, where did you see that.. mee likey? Unless you have a really good imagination and have something in common with Michael ;)
All this is shit.the internet is stinking already so delete this shit.
I don’t think the jokes are funny.
Why can you all not do jokes of other people.
The man is dead.
Or make you jokes of Johannes Paul II.?
I don’t think that the child molestion is true. There were people that want big money. That’s the trues.
Now, I know this is kind of mean, seeing as he’s dead and all, I was a big fan, and it’s still a touchy subject,
but, seriously, that last one had me laughing for about 5 minutes.
I really don’t know why I thought it was so funny!
Anyways, rest in peace, Michael.
i mean really, the guy’s dead.
get a life and find something else to do.
oh and btw, your jokes suck. not one of them made me laugh.
pathetic, like your lives.
Get a life? :)
And why why exactly are you reading jokes about MJ and commenting on them too in here dipshit? Oh and next time you try to be clever by writing “hahayoullneverknow” you shouldn’t also pimp your MySpace page moron.
I love you guys!!! This is the best site ever!
Thanks for visiting
I don’t think any of this shit is funny. Michael childhood was taken from him by his father. His father saw michael talent and forced him to perform to support the family. Michael gave his life to the world and some poor sorry ass white person took advantage of Michael’s kindness. For money they had their children lie on this man. After Michael’s death the first little boy that lied and family received millions came forward as an adult and admitted that his father made him tell that lie. Now i hope the second little boy do the same. I hope
Michael’s ghost appears to his parents and shake the truth out of him!!!!
Why do stupid people always believe ghosts.. and well everything they are being served neatly by the media..
Juan, no offense, but before you go and start calling people red necks and idiots, you should probably take an English or at least a spelling class, you just look like a complete hypocrite. Just re-read what you sent.
Michael Jackson was an amazing musician, but after he deceases, everyone suddenly changes their opinion on him… odd
MJ will always be with us…. He’s not biodegradable.
I think it’s just hilarious that the MJ fans actually go online and LOOK for this stuff. If you’re such an avid fan, then why do you go looking for jokes about him? Is your life so dull and empty now that he’s dead that you spend your days looking up supposed “false and offensive jokes” about him? Go masturbate to Thriller you tick-turds.
Mal, out.
seriously…i bet dese fukin jokes Came from stupid assss hillbillie lookin redneks..sittin in a fukin trailer waitin for a stupid “joke” to come Up,..n den once somethin comes up..IT MAKES COMPLETELY NO FUKIN SENCE!!! all i gotta say… all you stupid dumb fuks need to stop hatin on somethin you will never become….and enjoy your little fukin little jokes alone or with some other bitch dat might think theyre funny…because look at da majority of people sayin these shyts are stupid……i dont think a 7 or 12 year old came up with these jokes…..get a fukIN life .. dumb bitches
Hahhahaha, you should really ask your mom next time if you are allowed to visit sites like that. Just saying.
What is this!!!!!!!!!
You are talking stupid jokes about his.God sake he is dead and you can leave his along.Even after his death people make fun of him.Stupidity how can you do it.??:(
He was a GOOD man helping children and careing for everyone and what you make jokes?
People you are so stupid and offencive.
I don’t undrestand you:(
shame on you
you all of you can go fuck yourselves & i hope you all die go jump of a 20,00 foot clif & die you’re all dickheads & cocksuckers you Sluts & Queers i hope you all croak.
to Paulyna fucking little kids is a sin too
hey let him rest in peace.you know what micheal must have been murdered. i reverted to islam coz of micheal if he was alive and performed the O2 concert many would have reverted to islam like me.so please stop publishing these bullshit and dont spoil his reputation
Oh noes, MJ must have been murdered! Congrats on your new religion moron and keep buying more of his CD’s or blueray DVD’s so that his father can continue partying his nose off
Morons are replying!!! Love the jokes!
I guess they thought OJ was innocent too! Dont ike the jokes dont read idiots!
“No I never touched that little boy, I just payed him twenty million for staying the night! AT NEVERLAND”
RE:I’f it weren’t for him, usher, chris brown and more wouldn’t even be singing
One more reason to hate him!! LOL
This joke does not work:What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? Michael Jackson’s fingers.
Because: He had white fingers!
it’s just jokes you bitches
take it or leave it
Dear Anti-MJ fans,
Jealousy is a sin.
Now go die.
Not sure if so called Anti-MJ fans are jealous of fucking little children. Somehow I doubt that
some of these jokes are extremely funny, and some are totally tasteless.
MJ was innocent too btw. You’re a dumb mother fuckin tool to believe everything your television sticks in ur washed up brains.
I loved every one of these jokes,keep up the good work.
Thanks mate
Got a metajoke: “What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson jokes? Michael Jackson jokes can get old.”
Another: “Q: What did Michael Jackson die from? A: Acute little boy. ”
You’re welcome.
Cheers
you guys are retarded the ppl who tried to sue him said they molested his child and stated that he hugged and kissed them im pretty sure you have hugged and kissed kids in your life even if there you friends kids so you ppl who think this is funny it aint cause the mans dead and he will forever be forgotten
THIS IS FUCKING CRAP!!!!!! U CALL THOSE JOKES…WELL FOR UR INFOMATION THOSE JOKES ARE SO LAME!!!! ANYONE WHO WRITES THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING ASS HOLE SERIOUSLY!!!!
if u dont like the jokes then get off this website!!!Is that what michael taught u …since he was such a good influence according to u (michaelfan)u fkn pervert!!!!!!!
now that he’s dead people say he was a good person…..bullshit
Hey , M.J. Fan if you can’t handle it, then don’t be on this website.
I promise you this , if the allegations of child molestation is true . Then you can beat your sweet behind , he is rotting in hell.
U people are fuckin bitches, u can all fuck eachother in the ass
I love how u find these jokes funny, but I’m pretty sure we don’t. He tried his best to impress u bastards and him dying is a joke!!! Well it’s not, I’f it weren’t for him, usher, chris brown and more wouldn’t even be singing cause he influenced them to sing, so all u people who think this is funny can rot in hell!!!
Oh noes.. Usher, Chris Brown wouldn’t even be singing!!!!
HAHA do you think anyone even likes usher or chris brown? They don’t make music, they feed off computer noises and keyboards, they are talentless pieces of conformist shit. If michael jackson influenced them, thats another joke all on its own. he had talent, they dont. so his influence was bullshit..
and get over it, these jokes are hilarious! get a sense of humor or dont bother coming onto this site. its not a trick or anything, you followed the link to this site, so obviously you had some interest in these jokes. so pull your finger out of your ass mate