Ask Mr. Bush

George Bush visited a school to see if he was still popular among the youth of America. He held a short speech and asked some children if they had any questions for him.Little Bob raised his hand and said: “I have three questions.
1) How did you win the election even though you had fewer votes?
2) Why did you attack Iraq without the backing of the UN?
3) Do you agree with me, that the bombing of Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist action of the last century?”

At that point the bell rings and all children run out of the classroom. After 5 minutes all the children are back inside and Bush again asks the children if there are any questions they would like to ask.

This time Joe raises his hand and says he has five questions:
1) How did you win the election even though you only came second?
2) Why did you attack Iraq without the backing of the UN?
3) Do you agree with Bob and me, that the bombing of Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist action of the last century?
4) Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
5) Where is Bob?