1. Tiger’s new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
2. Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5.”
3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
4. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!