Here is some light entertainment for your weekend. Watch and listen to this awesome music video and who knows maybe it even makes you buy the Slap Chop thing. I bet this tune will haunt you whole weekend!

DJ Steve Porter(featuring Vince Offer) – Slap Chop Rap

Yeaaaa that’s what I’m talking about!!

I actually wanted to name this article “Marge Simpson is attention whore” but then I decided not to do that because it might become a routine on my awesome site.

Apparently this issue will be released October 16 and EVERYONE wants to get their hands on this one. I never thought Simpsons are so popular among older people, unless of course people who want this edition are actually curious youngsters.

Either way it is kind a nothing special because everyone already knows Marge Simpsons sexual capabilities. Seriously, some of the nastiest cartoon porn has been made with The Simpsons family, just open up your browser, type in simpsons porn and check out image results to see what I mean.

Although most of it is extremely nasty and totally over the limits I have to admit that it is kind a badly drawn. Marge Simpsons naked photos are still nothing though compared to the stuff floating around the internet. But perhaps Marge Simpson in The Hustler magazine would be news worthy indeed. Looking forward to it!

Since this article is going to have some substance you might find it really boring so I have added some of the best “Late Show” videos between the paragraphs if you’d like to skip the article and just enjoy light entertainment. I know that this is something I would like to do ;)

This latest scandal seems like a big fucking present to Letterman and the CBS network unless of course they actually planned part or all of this “scandal” to get better ratings for their network. I don’t say this because I hate this guy, he is a great guy and he has a good show but he is also a good businessman.

Recession hasn’t left anybody untouched and some CBS producer blackmailing Letterman $2 million is really equivalent to banks asking bailout from government(which actually means tax payers) because they have made bad business decisions in the past. In both of these cases we are dealing with subjects having not prepared for current situation but being able to think of new ways to make money again.

Did I say David Letterman is smart already? Yeah well like I said everyone is suffering and this “scandal” is like a boat of gold for Letterman because people are really curious about celebrities sex life as we have found out in the last few years. Obviously it would be in Letterman’s best interest to amplify this media buzz and because of this it it not surprising at all that he is joking about it on the air.

This incident is just missing one more thing and it would be perfect – David Letterman’s sex tape If you have it then I’m going to give you ten points if you send it over! I’m sure we are going to hear lot of “interesting” things related to Letterman in upcoming days. Stay tuned because you really don’t want to miss anything related to this extremely “exciting” event.

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

The ABC Wipeout has got nothing on this! You know that show where some highly enthusiastic untrained fat people try to race from one point to another with rubber obstacles on the way? Well this is like hardcore version of Wipeout with contestants climbing over holes using only their fingers and it looks actually quite fucking dangerous!

Japanese obstacle course

These contestants are muscular and well trained but even then the obstacle course is very hard for them.