George Bush, Condi Rice and General Pace went aboard AF1 and flew to Israel to attend a conference regarding massive ultimate attack on Lebanon. The plane lost control and crash-landed along the Lebanese-Israeli border. Hundreds of Hisbolah guerillas having able to sight the crash, went to the site. In short, the three were taken to the Hisbolah camp.
Upon reaching the camp at night, the Hisbolah commanders ordered the execution of the three by the morning. They were tied up and left inside a stockroom. Fortunately, General Pace was able to untie himself. He then untied George and Condi. Seems luck was on their side, the Hisbola man guarding them left to take a piss.
So the three were able to escape and went toward the desert going to Northern Lebanon. After several minutes, the Hisbola guards found out that the three prisoners were missing so they ordered a manhunt. The commander said: “We have guards on the southern, western and eastern outskirts so their only escape route should be north! Go find them!”. So hundreds of Hisbola guerillas chased them toward the north.
General Pace had a feeling that they are being chased so he told the two: “Quick! Let’s find a place to hide. I have a feeling they’re chasing us!”
Condi answered: “But I’m so thirsty, I think I’m dying.”
Seems really really lucky, the three found a large oasis with many trees. There, they can drink and possibly hide.”
After resting a bit and drinking water, they saw the guerillas comming.
Condi said: “You’re right! They’re commmmmmming. Let’s find a place to hide!”
General Pace said: “But where?”
George got an idea: “OK, let’s crimb up the trees. If they decide to climb too and look for us, we’ll sound like animals.”
Condi said: “Good idea!”
So there, each of them climbed a tree.
When the guerillas arrived at the oasis, the commander said: “They couldn’t have gone away so fast. They have nowhere to hide so I know they’re just here! Look for them!”
The guerillas searched the area and found nothing.
The commander said: “Climb the trees! They could just be hiding on the thick branches!”
When a guerilla was about to climb the tree where Condi was hiding, Condi sounded: “Twiiit-twiiitt-twiiittt….”
The guerilla said, “Commander there’s a bird up there. The bired would fly away if someone is up there.”
Commander: “Ok, climb the other tree.”
When the guerilla was about to climb the tree where Pace was hiding, Pace sounded: “Hisssss…hisssssss….hissssssssssszz…”
The guerilla said: “Commander, I think there’s a python up there. It would have constricted the person if he climbed there.”
Commander: “Ok, leave the damn snake alone. Try another tree!”
When the guerilla was about to climb the tree where George Bush was hiding, George being the stupidiest of the three, sounded: “Moooooooooo!”
Commander: “Damn shit, how could there be a cow up on a tree!”
So the three were caught and executed.