I know we have lot of Michael Jackson fans reading this web site so I decided to give them a small treat. I hope you enjoy this fanboys, even though you don’t even know how to turn off capslock. This video is featuring two fans of this world famous pedo performing Thriller in the car wash. They seem to be pretty good at it, don’t you think?

This video video was made by Remi Gaillard and his crew. This guy is some sort of Youtube superstar. He has made tons of prank videos, some of them extremely good some of them not so good. Apparently he was a shoe salesman and he got fired so he decided to start terrorizing the France.

Anyway I think this video is one of his best ones. You might also want to check out The Snail from Youtube and even all the others but I think the Kangaroo is really his best one. Lot of people also like his Mario kart video but I think it is little bit silly.

If you like long rants about political figures then you can check out why Barack Obama sucks from Allsucks.com. I certainly don’t like rants about political figures and specially long ones. I enjoyed the photos that come with the article though!

Click to read why Obama sucks double dick right now

Yup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like CNN.com article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

World famous video by The Onion, I’m sure you have already seen it but you might want to watch it again because it is that awesome! Who knows you might even want to buy this shit.

You might enjoy seesaw but you definitely don’t know how much fun you can really have with it. These Russian guys seem to know though and this is exactly why they are not letting that little girl on it. They want to have all the fun and they will have all the fun on that frigging retarded seesaw!

Just found this photoset of a mourning Tila Tequila. Who doesn’t know who she is or what’s up with that slut then this chicks lesbian lover was found dead recently and it is apparently big news and everything. Turns out that these two lesbians were going to marry to draw more attention to themselves but obviously now they can’t do that.

So instead of that Tila Tequila is going to show us her enormous boobs while she is mourning really.. REALLY hard over the loss of her partner. I’m surprised she didn’t get her blouse wet or something for this sad occasion, would have suited for that extremely sad photo shoot.

What is it with celebrities and death recently.. is it like some new trend to get attention, like releasing “leaked” sex tapes to the internet? I don’t get this crap at all..

Link to photo set and awesome comments

Tila Tequila mourning really hard(and showing boobies)

This guy is in a rush to the local pub. His mates are waiting as well as few glasses of beer. Will he make it on time? No doubt!

This guy probably thought he is super gangster or something but unfortunately for him his reign of terror ends pretty soon. Would have been fun to see him fighting with that guy in the train though but of well.

Think about buying a Lexus? Well think again because you might end up like this guy who managed to totally piss of police with such irresponsible act.

This guy robbed a bank and did this by giving a woman in the bank a note where he had written some sort of instructions. From the look of it the guy tried to make sure that he doesn’t go into prison if he gets caught, could be that he didn’t even have a gun.

Anyway this guy must have felt pretty damn good when he managed to destroy that robbery note, only evidence of this robbery, right under the noses of the police officers who captured him.

This guy is most likely from some area in Brazil and as you may know already people from poor areas usually have no TV, no computer games and no bowling clubs. So they often become awesome with these few things they have been given by mighty god. This is why there are so many amazing sportsmen from such countries for example.

Our world thrives on stories of poor people working themselves to the top, becoming rich or famous or both. On that note I think that this guy truly might have a chance to become international superstar. This performance is just amazing and all that stuff he says in the beginning is basically him saying how awesome he is when it comes to performing motorcycle stunts.. and he is right!!!

This guy is fucking ace, you better believe it!

1. Tiger’s new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

2. Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5.”

3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

If you have been paying attention and know how Obama is fucking everybody in the ass and stupid people are actually saying that they want even more then you might like this photo:

George Bush loves us all

This is a compilation video featuring lot of clips from Russia and it shows how some things are totally awesome in there! If you like drinking then you will definitely appreciate lot of the stuff you are going to see. Just don’t try this at home or in your home country because Russians are used to seeing this stuff but you might actually get shot!

Yup it is another video from our “How to” series and like it has been with all the previous videos you are definitely going to be also surprised by this performer. He is a master when it comes to opening a bottle of wine and this time I can assure you that there is actually something to learn.

I’m pretty sure this guy has to be engineer of some kind because to to get these boxes down from the shelves so quickly like he did doesn’t just require experience but some heavy duty knowledge. See for yourself what I mean by that, this guy is FUCKING BRILLIANT and you have a lot to learn from him if you want to become a forklift driver and want to finish up quickly every day to go grab a beer or something.

So you think you are badass in the game of bowling? Well think again, this super woman will get attention away from your amazing game because her skills are nothing you have ever seen! Pay special attention to her wrist and how gently she releases the ball, you might want to watch it couple of times to understand how this throw is done.

So…. anyone got her licence plate? Did you see what I did in here ? ;)

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Shame they didn’t capture the smashed car owners face on the camera.. or even better, interview him! Anyway this video is from our new “How to do things” series which should go on for at least some weeks. So now you know how to do park ‘n’ run, stay tuned for our next educational video.

Here is some light entertainment for your weekend. Watch and listen to this awesome music video and who knows maybe it even makes you buy the Slap Chop thing. I bet this tune will haunt you whole weekend!

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DJ Steve Porter(featuring Vince Offer) – Slap Chop Rap

Yeaaaa that’s what I’m talking about!!

I actually wanted to name this article “Marge Simpson is attention whore” but then I decided not to do that because it might become a routine on my awesome site.

Apparently this issue will be released October 16 and EVERYONE wants to get their hands on this one. I never thought Simpsons are so popular among older people, unless of course people who want this edition are actually curious youngsters.

Either way it is kind a nothing special because everyone already knows Marge Simpsons sexual capabilities. Seriously, some of the nastiest cartoon porn has been made with The Simpsons family, just open up your browser, type in simpsons porn and check out image results to see what I mean.

Although most of it is extremely nasty and totally over the limits I have to admit that it is kind a badly drawn. Marge Simpsons naked photos are still nothing though compared to the stuff floating around the internet. But perhaps Marge Simpson in The Hustler magazine would be news worthy indeed. Looking forward to it!

Since this article is going to have some substance you might find it really boring so I have added some of the best “Late Show” videos between the paragraphs if you’d like to skip the article and just enjoy light entertainment. I know that this is something I would like to do ;)

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George Bush top 10 moments

This latest scandal seems like a big fucking present to Letterman and the CBS network unless of course they actually planned part or all of this “scandal” to get better ratings for their network. I don’t say this because I hate this guy, he is a great guy and he has a good show but he is also a good businessman.

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Jeff Dunham and Walter

Recession hasn’t left anybody untouched and some CBS producer blackmailing Letterman $2 million is really equivalent to banks asking bailout from government(which actually means tax payers) because they have made bad business decisions in the past. In both of these cases we are dealing with subjects having not prepared for current situation but being able to think of new ways to make money again.

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Borat meets Letterman

Did I say David Letterman is smart already? Yeah well like I said everyone is suffering and this “scandal” is like a boat of gold for Letterman because people are really curious about celebrities sex life as we have found out in the last few years. Obviously it would be in Letterman’s best interest to amplify this media buzz and because of this it it not surprising at all that he is joking about it on the air.

This incident is just missing one more thing and it would be perfect – David Letterman’s sex tape If you have it then I’m going to give you ten points if you send it over! I’m sure we are going to hear lot of “interesting” things related to Letterman in upcoming days. Stay tuned because you really don’t want to miss anything related to this extremely “exciting” event.

This question has been asked a lot lately. Even Madonna asked that when fighting with Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live. I figured that I should investigate this matter and what I found out instantly is that it is not that wand Lady Gaga carries around on her shows.

It has to be something you can ride, the song name where this thing is mentioned is called “Love Game” so it has to be related to love or love making. It also has to be related to music or well.. disco which is not really a music but monotonous pounding. So if we take into account all the things mentioned we can rule out that it is penis Lady Gaga is singing about because penis doesn’t make disco sounds.

After weeks of researching I have reached a conclusion and I’m exclusively presenting it to my loyal subscribers and all the other people who are too dumb to subscribe to this blog. To find this I had to spend countless hours going through first Lady Gaga’s and then Madonna’s closet. As you already know Madonna actually knows what Lady Gaga is singing about so Madonna also has to own disco a stick.

So there was only one thing that matched all the parameters listed above and both of these performers had. And you can find this by clicking the link below. They both actually had many of these things but here is a photo of first model Madonna ever had.

Disco stick, Madonna’s first model

It matches all the parameters perfectly

1. You can ride it

2. Related to love making

3. Makes monotonous disco music because it is steam powered

Now another interesting conclusion we can draw from this is that these two performers were actually fighting on Saturday Night Live because Lady Gaga has exposed Madonna’s secret disco stick to the world. By the way Lady Gaga has got much prettier models than Madonna.

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 1

Lady Gaga’s disco stick version 2

The ABC Wipeout has got nothing on this! You know that show where some highly enthusiastic untrained fat people try to race from one point to another with rubber obstacles on the way? Well this is like hardcore version of Wipeout with contestants climbing over holes using only their fingers and it looks actually quite fucking dangerous!

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Japanese obstacle course

These contestants are muscular and well trained but even then the obstacle course is very hard for them.