So Jackon supposedly died because of drug misuse. The drug Demerol among others could have been the cause of his cardiac arrest – people who were with him during his time of death said that it was given to him prior his collapse. Jackson might have also been addicted to many other prescription drugs which were the cause of his deteriorating health. In the light of many other celebrity deaths related to legal drugs it really makes one wonder.

It seems that in order to keep them productive, agents and managers give their famous clients access to medically manufactured drugs which are basically the same as street bought crack. Ritalin and cocaine are just a couple of molecules different from each other. It would be interesting to know what kind of different substances were given to Jackson, during the course of his career, or other franchised superstars to meet the demands of crazed American media slaves .. A nice syringe loaded with adrenaline to bring the sparkle into the eyes before going onto the stage ? It isn’t all that different from athletes and doping, or bioengineered vegetables ..

Demerol by Michael Jackson

It’s times like these, that make you really appreciate the wonders of mother earth .. This thing was found in the North-Carolina sewers – just a matter of time now before little baby aliens start popping out of peoples chests (or asses).
Sewer Alien

Lot of photos have been taken inside Neverland ranch, there are new plants and animals living in there, fugitives hiding from government in the bushes and a lot more fun. It is like modern day Chernobyl in there but without the radiation. Here is a photo I really like though. Check out Jackson’s bed!

Jackson’s bed

As you can see there are some ex staff members sunbathing in there, they had to get a crane and bunch of construction workers to get the bed outside to the sun. One of the staff members who wished to remain anonymous reported that Jackson had 5 of such beds and they had the idea of putting one outside very long time ago.

They couldn’t do this before though because MJ didn’t like sunbathing and what is even worse he didn’t allow his staff members to sunbath either. When Michael Jackson was announced dead and his staff members found out about it they yelled “We are free!”, ran out on the grass and applied suncream on their body. The next day they ordered the bed to moved out.

It seems the last 2 photos I posted in here were fake according to various “trusted sources”. Apparently the guy on the photo wasn’t Michael Jackson, who would have thought! This doesn’t mean that these photos don’t exist though, certain person who wants to stay anonymous leaked me this autopsy photo.

Real Michael Jackson autopsy photo

This is real Michael Jackson autopsy photo and there aren’t any other available! If somebody presents some other photos to you though that they have acquired somewhere then you can be sure that these are simply not real!

As you can see from this photo Michael Jackson had a very nice six pack so people who claimed that he was weak and looked like skeleton were just ignorant.

This is what people were searching yesterday all day long. Makes you really wonder doesn’t it? Well in case you were one of those people who was really looking for some Michael Jackson autopsy photos from here though then here you go, totally exclusive photos you can’t get from anywhere else!

Michael Jackson autopsy photo 1

After draining his stomach from Demerol and other pills:

Michael Jackson autopsy photo 2

This popular Michael Jackson photo will be presented as a classic in the internet future

Since there is lot of useless crap posted on that site I figured to pick some of the best ones out from Dead Michael Jackson Jokes. If you liked his music or don’t think he was a child molester although he settled out of court with many parents for some strange reason, then you might want to skip this post. You have that power and you don’t have to read these.

Before michael jackson died, he pulled a nurse to the side and whispered one last thing in her ear ‘put me in the childrens ward!’

Michael Jackson’s body was 55% plastic, so now they’re going to melt him down into Lego’s and let little boys play with him for a change

Farah Fawcett died yesterday. At the pearly gates of heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She replied, “Keep all of earth’s children safe.” The next day, Micheal Jackson died.

It was announced to day that Michael Jackson is not going to be cremated or buried but hes gonna be recycled so he still stays plastic and is still a hazard to young children.

Michael Jackson did not die of a heart attack. He died from eating 12 yr old nuts

50,000 Catholic priests are now happy, they no longer have to share the alter boys with Michael Jackson

The coronor released the real reason for MJ’s heart attack. He was reading the analysis of his ticket sales for the new tour and saw how many tickets would be going to 8 year old boys.

In honor of Michael Jacksons death, It is mandatory that all children wear their pants at half mast.

L. A. Coroner found out the cause of death, Michael Jackson, got food poisoning, he ate a five year old wiener

What is small and brown, and will never be found in a diaper ever again? Michael Jackson’s fingers.

Micheal Jackson faked a heart attack to get to hospital but died when he found out it didn’t have a children’s ward

I heard that they are not Buying MJ a coffin, they are just putting him back in the box he came in.

Michael Jackson requested that he wanted to be cremated and put the remains in a cereal box so he could have the experience of going through a 10 year olds ass again!!!

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died the same day. In their honor, theaters will be playing “Beauty and the Beast”

Michael Jackson’s last words were “Take me to the children’s hospital!”

Q: How did Michael Jackson die? A: He choked to death on a sausage from the Vienna Boys Choir

Why did MJ name his kid blanket so he has an excuse to sleep with him

What did Elvis say to Michael Jackson? “Take your hands off my grandson”

Q: What does Michael Jackson and a X-Box have in common?
A: They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Did you hear about MJ’s new toaster the bread goes in brown and comes out white

I heard the cause of his heart attack was the shock when he discovered Boys-2-Men was a band and not a home delivery service

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Disneyland? Disneyland can still touch kids!

They had to cancel Micheal’s tour dates. Brad, 8 and Tim, 12.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Michael Jackson is no longer harmful to children

Q: Why did Michael Jackson name his home the “NEVER”land Ranch? A: Because the little boys “NEVER” wanted to go back!!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because theres twenty of them!

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Only in America can someone be born as a poor black kid, and die as rich white woman.

Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson fucked kids

Michael Jackson is dead and this has given life to an interesting but very cruel movement. When mainstream media is filled with articles about his music and how he was the greatest artist who ever lived then social web is totally another story.

There are hundreds if not thousands of Michael Jackson jokes floating around already and probably about the same amount of web sites featuring these too.

One of the biggest joke sites I found is Dead Michael Jackson jokes. If you submit a good one in there you can win a prize too now apparently! I know it is kind a cruel to make jokes about very recently dead Michael Jackson but for some reason doing that makes it even more funnier in some cruel twisted way.

RIP Michael Jackson

Probably not going to see this from your TV either. Shame that the beer isn’t as good as their advertisement though.

You probably won’t see this from TV any time soon. Be sure to watch it all through.