By sdogi | July 25, 2010 - 8:40 pm - Posted in videos |

You may have attended to some seminars, perhaps you have bought a book or DVD. Many of these authors actually don’t know what they are talking about… but I can guarantee you that this guy really knows what he is talking about and he will prove it to you.

So learn from a real pro and check out this inspiring video

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By admin | March 26, 2010 - 7:43 pm - Posted in pictures | Tags: , , ,

Most of the people don’t like cops at all for some reason. So I figured I should try to make cops more “acceptable” to society using visual aids. Here are some photos for you featuring cops going on with their daily duties.

By admin | March 19, 2010 - 7:17 pm - Posted in sites | Tags: , , ,

Actually what I love about Mouse Mouse is the comments below this article. Awww poor mouse. Hopefully people don’t go building these things though and cause another black plague. Shame that he didn’t make the mouse ears clickable buttons though.

Mouse Mouse!

By admin | March 12, 2010 - 5:31 pm - Posted in jokes, sites | Tags: , , ,

You may have already seen one of these since they are really really popular. I wanted to add just the spider drawing guys creation but then I also found this really old one(1995) with a traveler and hotel maids. These days every other humor web site is about fake & funny email conversations but I find these specially memorable. If you are interested about more then these three though then you might want to check out emails from an asshole compilation I posted in here while ago.

Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.

Thank you,
S. Berman

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David.

7 legged spider

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.
Regards, David.

By admin | February 25, 2010 - 5:42 am - Posted in pictures, videos | Tags: , , ,

There are lots of awesome animated GIFs available thanks to internet and you have probably seen quite many already. At least this is the case with me. Although I sometimes see some pretty awesome ones they are usually not very good when taken out of context.

This one is something you could actually call a short video actually even though it is brought to you as GIF and some people like to use it as an avatar photo apparently. I’m not a sadist enough though and because of that I’m not going to add this awesome animated GIF thing directly to this web site. Although it seems like a innocent animated photo it turns out that it is so big that it could make this site load like crap. So you have to click the link below, go ahead and do it.. it is really not that fucking hard!

Oh and please don’t set it as an avatar image on your favorite forums.. please!!

By admin | February 18, 2010 - 11:46 pm - Posted in videos | Tags:

So this guy goes fishing… I mean what could wrong, right? Unless..

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Fishing is the art for people with patience..

By admin | February 11, 2010 - 11:34 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , ,

This is a small sketch with two Estonian actors who have got quite popular lately with all kinds of shows and theatrical performances. There are lot of great videos with these actors I could share but unfortunately this is only one with subtitles and I’m not even sure if it is possible to translate others like that.

Anyway big thanks to whoever made subtitles for this video. I have always thought that local artistic production like that should be translated and distributed internationally, specially now when cost of doing this is basically non existent thanks to the internet revolution. All the countries should do this!

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Sniper kill joy

By admin | February 4, 2010 - 11:26 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , ,

I know we have lot of Michael Jackson fans reading this web site so I decided to give them a small treat. I hope you enjoy this fanboys, even though you don’t even know how to turn off capslock. This video is featuring two fans of this world famous pedo performing Thriller in the car wash. They seem to be pretty good at it, don’t you think?

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Michael Jackson’s thriller performed by two fanboys

By admin | January 28, 2010 - 11:10 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , ,

This video video was made by Remi Gaillard and his crew. This guy is some sort of Youtube superstar. He has made tons of prank videos, some of them extremely good some of them not so good. Apparently he was a shoe salesman and he got fired so he decided to start terrorizing the France.

Anyway I think this video is one of his best ones. You might also want to check out The Snail from Youtube and even all the others but I think the Kangaroo is really his best one. Lot of people also like his Mario kart video but I think it is little bit silly.

Remi Gaillard’s website

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Remi Gaillard Kangaroo

By admin | January 26, 2010 - 9:54 am - Posted in sites | Tags:

If you like long rants about political figures then you can check out why Barack Obama sucks from I certainly don’t like rants about political figures and specially long ones. I enjoyed the photos that come with the article though!

Obama sucks ass

Click to read why Obama sucks double dick right now

By admin | January 24, 2010 - 3:36 pm - Posted in articles, jokes, pictures | Tags: , , ,

Johnny Depp is deadYup this time it is true because the Internet says so and who can be more knowledgeable then all the minds put together into one big collective mind on say a Twitter (porn) site for example? Somebody once made a hoax website back in 2004 that looked like article about Johnny Depp’s death and this same web site has risen some waves again. Although it was really a hoax site back then and later everyone found out that what the web site claimed wasn’t true we are pretty confident that it is true this time.

Before you read any further I have to say that Johnny Depp is gay and retarded and he is so because he “accidentally” fell into experimental liquid they use in Hollywood to turn actors gay and retarded. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The almighty Internet speaks the truth!

Anyway back to why he is dead. Any actor who looks like this:

RIP Johnny Depp

Actually.. ANY actor who plays a gay pirate, gay candy maker, gay lunatic and sometimes decides to take on more serious roles is pretty much dead. Somebody who looks like the guy on the picture and is preparing for Gay Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is most likely dead.

This is not a sad event though because as you might know already this gay actor publicly ate babies in one of his movies. He got them all into the theater to watch him and then he ate their brains through the 3D teleportation device they have in the theaters these days. Here is one of the bloody scenes from the movie:

Johnny Depp eating babies

So there you have it, RIP Johnny Depp or maybe do not RIP would be more appropriate. Your gay terror and baby eating career is over!

Johnny Depp's gigantic Penis

Now sod off from this web site moron, it was made for more intelligent people!

By admin | January 21, 2010 - 11:05 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , ,

World famous video by The Onion, I’m sure you have already seen it but you might want to watch it again because it is that awesome! Who knows you might even want to buy this shit.

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Sony’s stupid shit device that doesn’t do shit

By admin | January 14, 2010 - 10:58 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , , , ,

You might enjoy seesaw but you definitely don’t know how much fun you can really have with it. These Russian guys seem to know though and this is exactly why they are not letting that little girl on it. They want to have all the fun and they will have all the fun on that frigging retarded seesaw!

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Having fun on the seesaw

By admin | January 7, 2010 - 10:54 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , ,

This guy is in a rush to the local pub. His mates are waiting as well as few glasses of beer. Will he make it on time? No doubt!

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Dude driving to the pub with roller

By admin | December 31, 2009 - 10:48 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , ,

This guy probably thought he is super gangster or something but unfortunately for him his reign of terror ends pretty soon. Would have been fun to see him fighting with that guy in the train though but of well.

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Junkie getting owned

By admin | December 24, 2009 - 10:43 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , ,

Think about buying a Lexus? Well think again because you might end up like this guy who managed to totally piss of police with such irresponsible act.

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Being a Lexus owner is extremely difficult job

By admin | December 17, 2009 - 10:26 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , ,

This guy robbed a bank and did this by giving a woman in the bank a note where he had written some sort of instructions. From the look of it the guy tried to make sure that he doesn’t go into prison if he gets caught, could be that he didn’t even have a gun.

Anyway this guy must have felt pretty damn good when he managed to destroy that robbery note, only evidence of this robbery, right under the noses of the police officers who captured him.

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Having bank robbery note for dinner

By admin | December 10, 2009 - 10:14 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , , ,

This guy is most likely from some area in Brazil and as you may know already people from poor areas usually have no TV, no computer games and no bowling clubs. So they often become awesome with these few things they have been given by mighty god. This is why there are so many amazing sportsmen from such countries for example.

Our world thrives on stories of poor people working themselves to the top, becoming rich or famous or both. On that note I think that this guy truly might have a chance to become international superstar. This performance is just amazing and all that stuff he says in the beginning is basically him saying how awesome he is when it comes to performing motorcycle stunts.. and he is right!!!

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Amazing motorcycle stunt by a upcoming motorcycle daredevil

By admin | December 3, 2009 - 10:13 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , ,

This guy is fucking ace, you better believe it!

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Guy performing an almost perfect jump into water

By admin | - 3:25 am - Posted in jokes | Tags: ,

1. Tiger’s new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

2. Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5.”

3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

By admin | November 25, 2009 - 6:06 pm - Posted in pictures | Tags: ,

If you have been paying attention and know how Obama is fucking everybody in the ass and stupid people are actually saying that they want even more then you might like this photo:

George Bush loves us all

George Bush loves us all

By admin | November 23, 2009 - 11:07 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , , , , , ,

This is a compilation video featuring lot of clips from Russia and it shows how some things are totally awesome in there! If you like drinking then you will definitely appreciate lot of the stuff you are going to see. Just don’t try this at home or in your home country because Russians are used to seeing this stuff but you might actually get shot!

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Why we love Russia and how to be like Russian

By admin | November 21, 2009 - 10:48 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , ,

Yup it is another video from our “How to” series and like it has been with all the previous videos you are definitely going to be also surprised by this performer. He is a master when it comes to opening a bottle of wine and this time I can assure you that there is actually something to learn.

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True French wine master showing his mad skills

By admin | November 19, 2009 - 10:36 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: , ,

I’m pretty sure this guy has to be engineer of some kind because to to get these boxes down from the shelves so quickly like he did doesn’t just require experience but some heavy duty knowledge. See for yourself what I mean by that, this guy is FUCKING BRILLIANT and you have a lot to learn from him if you want to become a forklift driver and want to finish up quickly every day to go grab a beer or something.

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Genius forklift drivers mad skills

By admin | November 17, 2009 - 10:31 pm - Posted in videos | Tags: ,

So you think you are badass in the game of bowling? Well think again, this super woman will get attention away from your amazing game because her skills are nothing you have ever seen! Pay special attention to her wrist and how gently she releases the ball, you might want to watch it couple of times to understand how this throw is done.

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Behold, the super bowling-woman-thing